Step one: Buy the Legion Pro 7i Gen 8 Intel (16″) with RTX 4090, Do not download any other games (it will clog up your computer)
Step two: Become a hermit living atop the Annapurna massif, repeat for 10-15 years
Step three: Reach enlightenment.
Step four: Recite the ancient chant found at the bottom of Rio Tinto.
Step five: A genie should come out of the ground. it will give you one wish now this part is very important: you must wish to become a beast at nidhogg. He will then ask you to pass the five trials. these are different for everybody, so i cant give you advice
Step six: Now you must apply to train for the dark arts.
Step seven: train four 15-20 years at the dojo hidden in Krubera Cave.
Step eight: Go to church and confess for your sins
Step nine: Harvest the blood of the priest you confessed to.
Step ten: Use the blood to talk to Satan, sacrifice your soul to convert your dark arts energy into the ability to do cartwheels.
Step eleven: break into the administrative maximum facility.
Step tweleve: Start "project 666"
Step Thirteen: Talk to the video game gods, and ask to have your body converted into a nidhogg character.
Step Fourteen:Spam Cartwheel

Mash down to spam cartwheels.