Step 1: you must have metal gear rising: revengeance
Step 2: you must hate and abuse the annoying tripods
Step 3: you must praise HIS ideals as HE has given you a meaning to your life and a cause to die for
Step 4: you must know you'll enjoy this
Step 5: you must have a trip to Abkhazia
Step 6: you must come here from nowhere
Step 7: you must across the unforgiving sea
Step 8: you must defeat a good doggy
Step 9: you must meet a crusty old bear (aka average twitch top donator)
Step 10: you must drifting further and further
Step 11: after step 10 it's all becoming clear to you but violent winds are upon us and you can't sleep
Step 12: you must have your internal temperatures rising and all the voices won't recede
Step 13: you must have finally found what you were looking for, a place where you can be without remorse
Step 14: because you are a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Step 15: you must, once again, be happy since you've finally found what you were looking for
Step 16: after step 15, here you come
Step 17: you must sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay
Step 18: you must for all of your life a stranger you remain