"Rambo"

Description: Fearless and full of adrenaline, Rambo charges into battle like a one-man army. He's not afraid to take on the entire enemy team (Usually solo-challenging deep on Dust 2's long or Inferno's banana), armed with nothing but a Deagle at best and sheer determination. If you hear the sound of gunfire and war cries echoing through the map, chances are Rambo is in the thick of it and first one to fall and make it an instant 4v5.

"Stubborn Stan"

Description: Stan is the definition of insanity, cousin to Rambo or even the legend himself—doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Whether it's rushing the same chokepoint round after round or stubbornly sticking to a failed strategy, Stanley's determination knows no bounds. While his teammates may shake their heads in frustration, there's a certain charm to Stanley's unwavering commitment to his game plan, even if it rarely leads to victory.

"Blindside Bob"

Description: Bob has a knack for turning teamwork into a blinding experience—for his own teammates, that is. Despite countless reminders and frustrated sighs from his team, Bob still hasn't quite mastered the art of flashing behind his teammates instead of directly in front of them. Whether it's accidentally blinding his entire squad just as they're about to storm a bombsite or causing chaos in a crucial clutch situation, Bob's flashes are as unpredictable as they are blinding. But hey, at least he keeps things interesting till it goes past 10K ELO!

"One-Trick Oscar"

Description: Oscar's love for the AWP runs deeper than the Grand Canyon. Whether it's Dust II or Mirage, you can bet your bottom dollar that Oscar's got his trusty sniper rifle in hand. While his dedication to mastering the art of the AWP is admirable, it also means that he's about as useful as a chocolate teapot when he's forced to wield anything else. Sure, he may struggle with pistols and SMGs, but put an AWP in his hands and watch him work his magic—assuming, of course, that he hasn't already sniped half the enemy team by the time you finish reading this description.

"Penny-Pincher Pete"

Description: Pete's obsession with the AWP knows no bounds—and neither does his thriftiness. While his teammates are busy investing in armor and utility, Pete's saving every penny for his beloved sniper rifle. Round after round, you'll find him skimping on armor and essentials, all in the name of that sweet, sweet AWP. Sure, he might be a bit squishier than the average player, but once he gets his hands on that scoped beauty, watch out—because Pete's about to turn the tide of the game with some budget-friendly sniping skills that would make even the most frugal of players proud.

"Lone Loss Larry"

Description: Larry's solitary approach to the game often leaves his team feeling like they're fighting a losing battle. While they're trying to work together to secure objectives and hold positions, Larry is off on his own, lurking. Despite his undeniable skill as a solo player, Larry's inability to work with his team ultimately leads to defeat more often than not. But hey, at least he's racking up those kill stats, right?


"Utility Ursula"

Description: Ursula's inventory is a veritable arsenal of grenades, smokes, and flashes. But don't expect her to actually use any of them. Despite investing heavily in utility, Ursula seems to have missed the memo on how to actually use them. You'll often find her holding onto her entire stockpile until the bitter end of the round, by which point it's usually too late to make any difference. Whether it's a reluctance to part with her precious grenades or simply a case of forgetting they exist, Ursula's tendency to buy but not use utility is a source of frustration for her teammates. But hey, at least her backpack looks impressive, right?

"Victory Vince"

Description: Vince's victories aren't complete without a side dish of roasts directed at the enemy team. Whether it's a well-timed "ez" or a sizzling "gh," Vince never misses an opportunity to rub salt in the wounds of his foes despite bottomfragging. While his trash talk may not always be the most sportsmanlike, there's no denying that Vince knows how to add insult to injury after a hard-fought victory.


"Deagle Daredevil Dave"

Description: Dave's confidence with the deagle is matched only by his lack of actual skill. He firmly believes he's a sharpshooting virtuoso with the iconic pistol, but the reality is more akin to watching a toddler trying to wield a sledgehammer. Despite consistently underwhelming performances and a trail of missed shots, Dave remains undeterred, convinced that his next deagle highlight reel is just around the corner.


"Despairing Dylan"

Description: Dylan's morale is as fragile as a house of cards in a hurricane. At the slightest hint of adversity—an accidental friendly fire, or a moment his order doesn't get followed—he's ready to throw in the towel and call it quits. Every mishap is met with a chorus of sighs and cries of "gg" from Dylan, who's always quick to declare defeat after just one round gone awry. His teammates often find themselves playing the role of amateur therapists, desperately trying to lift Dylan's spirits and convince him that there's still hope—even when the scoreboard tells a different story. Despite his tendency to give up at the drop of a hat, Dylan's teammates can't help but admire his unwavering commitment to the art of premature surrender.