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why you shouldn't play dota 2
By x9l
this is a guide to why you shouldn't play this game.
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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop
Languages: Simplified Chinese
Heroes: Alchemist, Ancient Apparition, Anti-Mage, Axe, Bane, Batrider, Beastmaster, Bloodseeker, Bounty Hunter, Brewmaster, Broodmother, Centaur Warrunner, Chaos Knight, Chen, Clinkz, Clockwerk, Crystal Maiden, Dark Seer, Dazzle, Death Prophet, Disruptor, Doom, Dragon Knight, Drow Ranger, Earthshaker, Enchantress, Enigma, Faceless Void, Gyrocopter, Huskar, Invoker, Jakiro, Juggernaut, Keeper of the Light, Kunkka, Leshrac, Lich, Lifestealer, Lina, Lion, Lone Druid, Luna, Lycan, Lycanthrope, Magnus, Medusa, Meepo, Mirana, Morphling, Naga Siren, Nature's Prophet, Necrolyte, Night Stalker, Nyx Assassin, Ogre Magi, Omniknight, Outworld Destroyer, Outworld Devourer, Phantom Assassin, Phantom Lancer, Puck, Pudge, Pugna, Queen of Pain, Razor, Riki, Rubick, Sand King, Shadow Demon, Shadow Fiend, Shadow Shaman, Silencer, Skeleton King, Slardar, Slark, Sniper, Spectre, Spirit Breaker, Storm Spirit, Sven, Templar Assassin, Tidehunter, Timbersaw, Tinker, Tiny, Treant Protector, Troll Warlord, Undying, Ursa, Vengeful Spirit, Venomancer, Viper, Visage, Warlock, Weaver, Windrunner, Wisp, Witch Doctor, Zeus, Doom Bringer, Abaddon, Bristleback, Tusk, Elder Titan, Earth Spirit, Ember Spirit, Skywrath Mage
Type: Hero Build
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20 Aug, 2023 @ 5:34pm
20 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm
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Overview
reason one 
reason two 
third reason 
fourth reason 
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reason one
instead of playing dota, you could spend this time wisely and find yourself a soulmate that gives you more emotions than this crap game gives you!
reason two
instead of thinking about who to pick or what to collect from the items to win, you could invest a lot of knowledge about programming, cooking, watch a lot of interesting shows or read a lot of books and be much more useful.
third reason
you could spend more time in REAL LIFE! you could see your friends not behind the prism of heroes and avatars with profiles, but real people, also spend time with them at the movies, in a bar or, just imagine, ON THE STREET! well, or you could help your mom, I don't know.
fourth reason
okay, okay, you did everything from above, but you still have the urge to play dota? dude, there's plenty of other games, go through some single player game or change the platform of the game altogether, come on. there's really tons of other games. don't be afraid to play something else, bro.
ending
here you have read this guide how to stop playing this game where you can "live". i hope you liked this guide and will rate it, yes you will rate it to support it and bring it to the top or i will take offense and be sad, is that what you want?:c
ii put the kitties in for you....
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浦原喜助 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm 
Although what the guide says is true, but once played dota you can't go back or play other moba games anymore :steamthumbsup:
мракобес666 22 Sep, 2023 @ 4:12pm 
cool! it's real...
Huskeer 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:09pm 
facts.