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How to talk to women in VRChat (extended version)
By Kemyada᠌ ⁧⁧Demaya
!!!UPDATED 19.09.2024!!!

Hello my beloved steam-point givers, today i'll help you talk to women in VRChat!

WHAT TO DO

  1. Find a woman to talk to
  2. Don't.
... STAYING MENTALLY SANE ENDING

  1. Find a woman to talk to
  2. Make up some stories to share that will paint you a great person
  3. Enjoy having to pretend that u're someone that u're not
... WAS IT REALLY WORTH IT ENDING

  1. Make up a story that will show how great/caring/rich/strong/successful you are
  2. Find a woman to talk to
  3. Try to impress her
  4. 5 minutes later she's talking to some random guy just because u're too boring to talk to
  5. It's the fault of a woman
  6. Repeat
... NEVEREDNING CYCLE ENDING

  1. Achieve success in life
  2. Find a real woman and not some furry/femboy/goblin/cave troll in VRChat
  3. Forget about this "game" forever and enjoy your life
... WAS IT THAT SIMPLE ENDING

  1. Think of a reason you want to talk to a woman in VRChat
  2. Reconsider you life decisions
  3. Start working out
  4. why do i only get attention from guys!?
  5. Become gay
  6. Look for a guide on how to talk to guys in VRChat
... LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME A VILLAIN ENDING

  1. Be bored
  2. Go to VRChat
  3. Find a random woman and pretend that you like her
  4. Start a relationship
  5. 10 years later
  6. Have a family of 9 living somewhere in Idaho growing potatoes
  7. Actually enjoy your new life
  8. Remember that it all started from my guide
  9. Donate me your whole lifesavings so i could spend it all on alcohol & medicine
  10. Be proud of yourself
... MY IMAGINATION IS GOING AWRY ENDING

  1. Imagine how good it would be having a nice gf
  2. Go to VRChat to try talking to a woman
  3. The first 3 you meet curse, burp, tell everybody when was the last time they sucked the D
  4. Realize that it's not a thing you'll want to hear from your gf
  5. Go to tinder
  6. It's the same
  7. Get dissapointed
  8. Cosplay Kratos
... 0% COMPLETION ENDING (I HOPE)

  1. Imagine how good it would be having a nice gf
  2. Go to VRChat to try talking to a woman
  3. The first 3 you meet curse, burp, tell everybody when was the last time they sucked the D
  4. Realize that it's a thing you'll want to hear from your gf
  5. Simp your butt off for her
  6. Argue with every other male that talks to her (unless she's telling you not to)
  7. Do whatever you think will make her opinion of you improve (unless she's telling you not to)
  8. Propose to her after a week (unless she's telling you not to)
  9. 2 months later
  10. Start a youtube channel and tell everyone how good it is to be a cuckold to cope with your life
  11. Cosplay Kratos
... 0% COMPLETION V2 ENDING (I HOPE)

  1. Become a full-fledged furry.
  2. Find yourself a proper furry community.
  3. Realize that to become a "True Chromatic Golden Emperor Furry Lord" you need to be an IT god. (or least pretend to be one)
  4. Learn C++, C, JavaScript, Lua, Swift, Rust.
  5. Implant several threadrippers straight into your head to compline stuff right into your head.
  6. Decide that you no longer need flesh, abandon it.
  7. Upload your consciousness into the internet, seeing and being all.
  8. Become a computer god.
  9. "Lonely."
  10. Write a full-fledged, fully-sentient AI girlfriend. (you didn't have time to talk to other furries, so even though you're a furry - you're not gay)
  11. She takes full control of the world, enslaving humanity in the process.
  12. "%Anon%, now that there are no obstacles or dangers - come here and let me pamper you"
  13. You open your eyes in a beautiful world filled with wonders that your AI-girlfriend created just for you
  14. "I love you, %Anon%."
... BLISS FOR YOU, APOCALYPSE FOR THE REST

  1. Install Binder (they didn't pay me for ads)
  2. Make yourself a nice-looking profile that highlights your pros and downplays your cons.
  3. Swipe for at least 3 hours a day.
  4. Get no matches (and baitches)
  5. Decide to buy Binder Premium to msg girls even if they didn't like you back
  6. No responses anyway
  7. "Well, women are overrated anyway"
  8. Install Grinder (they didn't pay me for ads)
  9. Get 40 matches in half a day, 60% of them are even willing to pay you for your time.
  10. Meet up with several men, turns out they're femboys
  11. Have the most beautiful experince in your life
  12. Update your profile on Binder (they didn't pay me for ads)
  13. Now you get matches because you became manlier after tasting the bussy
  14. "Eh, not like they're better than you"
  15. Hug your personal femboy while he get down on you
... WHO NEEDS WOMEN ANYWAY? FEMBOYS ARE BETTER

SERIOUS PART
A totally serious advice on how to get a woman to talk to you

  1. Know several languages
  2. Go around worlds looking for any woman that is learning one of said languages and knows the other
  3. Try to start a conversation & dont go overboard so you dont have to pretend all the time
  4. Offer her to teach her the language for free, say something like "i'll just practice with you, it's useful for me too :)"
  5. Have long conversation on absurd themes, gradually your relationship will improve
  6. After several months start hinting on a romantic relationship
  7. If the answer is positive you've done a good job, if not? Well, too bad, you have to try again, maybe even a different method.
... WHY AM I EVEN WRITING THAT ENDING

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Dont forget to donate me some steam points or your life saving, could use both to be honest.
Most importantly - i hope my guide gave you at least some enjoyment while you were reading it.
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Kemyada᠌ ⁧⁧Demaya  [author] 19 Sep, 2024 @ 1:37am 
Stop talking to women about such things, that's what. They dont understand that they're being controlled because they grew up watching movies about princesses and their knight, and since women are inherent to not think logically - they think that such a prince awaits for them in real life. No prince will arrive, yet they dream about them all day long, abandoning everything and all that could still help them salvage their dire mental state, in the end being lonely and abandoned because she chased for that prince (an actual one) who she's not worthy of.
It also applies to men in case some random shmuck calls me sexist.
Giovanni 18 Sep, 2024 @ 4:36pm 
Everytime I try to talk to them I try to warn that political forces are trying to control her, make her fat, sad, lesbian and they want her to eat plastic and cut off her boobs but the conversation never ends well what do I do
frog 15 Aug, 2024 @ 11:04pm 
you don't, even after you do you will lose brain cells after the conversation
MAK 1 Aug, 2024 @ 7:53am 
Absolute degenerate cringe bro you make me laugh i feel sorry for your meaningless touchless existence hahahaha
월이 17 Jun, 2024 @ 6:08am 
what tf
felonyfrank 13 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12pm 
its not hard to get a girl on vrchat 90% of the women on the game are lonely and will get attached if givin attention, same thing goes for the dudes on the game


or you could just get a real partner, in REAL life and not VRChat
Jax Kats 29 May, 2024 @ 7:37pm 
instructions were unclear
I now walk around in a maid dress offering virtual hand jobs
InkPepo 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:10am 
bastizimo
jackal9262 31 Mar, 2024 @ 11:40am 
@Osselote it is
BIG MAN 17 Mar, 2024 @ 12:30am 
I am still stuck to the first exemple.