There are TWO hidden stats in the game that determine how easy it is to end up dating a zombie and how far you are from dating said zombie. These stats are so well hidden, they aren't even in the source code!

While all zombies have their "Seductive" stat to 50, meaning your seduction level must be 50 for those, the very handsome giga chad Screen Door Zombie has the "Seductive" stat at level 2,147,483,647. That's because he's shy! Look at him hiding his face with a screen door. Awwww... how cute!

Now, as we all know, the rose plant (which I didn't just make up on the spot) is the only plant that increases the "Seduction" level by 10,000.

2,147,483,647 / 10,000 = ~214,749

This means that you need atleast 214,749 rose plants to get this handsome giga chad to date you.
I will not tell you how to get a rose plant, that's public knowledge (fr fr 100% no cap)
All I can tell you is that it WILL take atleast 30 years for you to be able to date this handsome giga chad.

You did it! You're on a date with the biggest giga chad to ever (not)live on the earth!
Now, remember the number one rule "just be yourself". This will 100% no cap help you!