It has come to my attention that you- yes you, have a very serious problem.
when you play the game "terraria" you cannot stop thinking about the "calamity" modification pack.
when you play this pack, the game uses a psychological trick to make you super stressed out called "angryism" (or as the french say, "enfer de balle") which puts you in a state where you become more easily susceptible to fall into a "lavender haze" of sorts where you instantly fall in love with the thing that is hurting you the most.

as a certified phssychologolist, this is a real thing, where you romanticize your problems and fears.

well, this happens to terraria players when they fight the bosses in the calamity mod, they instantly fall in love and romanticize thwem.

and if your reading this guide, you've got to get oiut of this quick before your search history gets analyzed and sol;d by your web bowser!!!!

this is a very simple procewss on hpwm t2 stop:

1) turn off the pc. i knowe it is hard and anev eryeone says to dpo oit, but u gotta do it. read this guide on a -phone if you need to.

2) wait until fall/autummy. if it is not this season, it will not work

3) take the fall/autummy leaves and crush them up. crush as many as you can into powder.

4) burn the leave powder on fire . you now have ashes of calamity.

5) next you need obsidian. you can find this at your local dollar stor or home depot, but if yoiu cant find it, you can make obsdiidian using water and laba (or orange juice) at home.

6) combine the obsidian with the bones of sans (sans is a free bone website)
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7) time machining time. go back in time to nikola tesla and ask him for "auric" you can turn this into auric bars which we need to stop simping together.

8) you will need to obtain a corrupted soul. if you do not have a corrupted soul, you can try to give your soul to the IRS, and after a bit of time, the IRS will corrupt the soul for you. you will not get it back from them, so you've gotta take it while IRS is napping.

9) combine the soul, obsidian, and auric tesla bars to make an altaer.

10) put the burning leaves onto the altar. it may be painful but it willw stop the simping.

11) you will notice the sky will darken, an earthquake may happen, and everything will appear crimson. if youre neighbors ask you about the ritual tell them to back off bc you saw the tutorial at a trustworthy source.

12) supreme witch calamatis herself will finally appear. it's time to make your move.

13) Supreme Witch Calamatas looks down on you with a blank expression. You stare at her in a dazzling trance.

14) You finally ask her....


Will you be my one true love?

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"No."

15) DEVASTATED, you run back to your computer, crying. you boot up your pc and delete all 7 gigabites of calamatas photos in dismayh. you may have stopped simping, but what was the cost??


16) watch the world burn as you've unleashed this agent of true power. nothing can stop calamatas from seting the world ablaze.

17) Watch.









Don't forget the mistakes you have made. Calamity is upon us.