Fear & Hunger
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Fear & Hunger

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How to save your anal virginity (AKA how to kill a guard alone.)
By U92
Just a simple guide for how to kill a guard with a one-man party.
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First thing first.
Well met fellow forsaken dungeon divers. If you are reading this before even starting the game, I advise you to try it blind for a bit. Take it as a test run! lose, learn, and make the next try better. Every enemy in this game is like a little puzzle, and in this guide I will be spoiling the solution for this one.
How to kill it.
1) Go for his left arm. It does most of the damage and can cut limbs.

2) Guard!

The guard will try to grab you with his right arm in the second round and if you fail the coin toss you will automatically lose and not only the battle.

If you guard yourself he will always miss the grab attack.
3) Take out the "stinger".

It has a small chance to attack you every turn after it pulsates. It may be a small chance, but the attack is strong. On top of that, your ass is safe even if you lose after taking the "stinger" out.
4) Attack the torso for nice damage to his main health.

5) Guard again.
6) Attack the torso until it is dead. He will try to grab you again every 3 turns so attack twice then guard in a loop until he is dead.
7) Beat up his corpse to assert dominance.


Congratulations! You defeated the guard with minimal health damage taken and 0 anal damage taken.
Bonus
If you got the book "Assassin's Handbook I" you will learn how to make a guard disguise. While wearing it the guard will ignore you. You need a skinning knife, then to skin 2 dead guards and you are ready to make the disguise.
12 Comments
NeverGreenMinus 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm 
@flameroller @Elder frog
i had the same issue but its only your mouse, take your mouse off the game and the arrow keys will work
FREEDOM ENFORCER 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07pm 
@Flameroller same happened to me, as well as for a couple other enemies. I think its a bug cuz reloading or restarting the game sometimes fixes it for me and I can target again
Flameroller 24 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18pm 
For some reason on my recent playthrough with the mercenary, I could not target anything, it just automatically selected the torso and the arrow keys did nothing. When I played the knight, I could target limbs and figured this fight out after the first attempt where I lost and got butt blasted, as well as legs chopped off.
U92  [author] 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03am 
Unless you do this with a bear trap.
U92  [author] 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03am 
Yes, cutting the legs is not worth it.
Alex 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08pm 
cutting his both legs makes his head open to the final blow, but this is after you cut hit knife hand and guard and then the ding dong
Anatolian Nomad 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am 
Great guide 10/10
fallensk8tr 27 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52pm 
dude, it took roughly 20 fights with the guard to realize i've been repeatedly sodomized by satan's meat mace. revenge is sweet...
Apache 27 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07pm 
this game is fucking nuts
Ryusko 22 May, 2023 @ 10:24am 
You can also kill left arm, run away, kill right arm, run away, repeat until limbless. Risky if you don't have Escape Plan, though. General strat works for a lot of other enemies, too.