"So get this.
While I was celebrating New Years, or at least trying too, I just kept contemplating about those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet bullies who trolled me on Discord.
Then I got a message from one of those insolent fiends, who mocked me yet again with another ALCOHOL BASED JEST!
I couldn't stand it anymore, so while everyone was grooving, I was furiously messaging back this Discord CRETIN and informing him that his friends WERE IN MY MIND!
You might be ruminating to yourself, "Gee, Tony's a bit of a silly sausage to be grumbling today on New Years of all places" but listen here, I had no choice. Those little upstarts thought they could usurp me from my Discord home, MY PRECIOUS DOMAIN! I SAY NO.
I WANT THEM TO FEEL GUILTY FOR WHAT THEY DID TO ME
Poseidon and Cavalier, you ruined my New Years festivities.
I AM NOT A PETTY CÚNT!
While you having fun with mates, watching movies and partying, I'M SITTING HERE RANTING AND WHINING ABOUT YOU!
This is what the noble Tony Brennand has been reduced too, a petty rétard who would rather rant and rave about Discord drama than have fun on New Years.
THIS IS YOUR DOING!
VENGEANCE, VENGEANCE!"