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How to get a GF while playin MW2

By _Pariah

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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop

Languages: English

Posted

22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:38am

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Guide Index

Overview

1. You don't

2. Play SnD (or any no respawn mode of your choice)

3. Create a class that will ROFLstomp the opposition

3 1/2. Talk to grills in the lobby

3 3/4. Get whiteknighted by her online bf who's teaching her how to play

4. Realize you suck ♥♥♥♥ at the game and lost 5 matches in a row

5. Play Warzone

6. Use proximity chat to talk to women

7. Realize its not a girl and its a 13 year old boy

7 1/2. Call him a racial slur

8. Realize you suck ♥♥♥♥ at Warzone

9. Buy CDL Packs: FaZe and OpTic are the only acceptable ones, LA Thieves automatically have micropenis'

10. Get called a fa**ot because you are wearing a CDL skin

11. Equip pride calling card

12. Get men.

Rate 5 Stars and award :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Comments

1. You don't

2. Play SnD (or any no respawn mode of your choice)

3. Create a class that will ROFLstomp the opposition

3 1/2. Talk to grills in the lobby

3 3/4. Get whiteknighted by her online bf who's teaching her how to play

4. Realize you suck ♥♥♥♥ at the game and lost 5 matches in a row

5. Play Warzone

6. Use proximity chat to talk to women

7. Realize its not a girl and its a 13 year old boy

7 1/2. Call him a racial slur

8. Realize you suck ♥♥♥♥ at Warzone

9. Buy CDL Packs: FaZe and OpTic are the only acceptable ones, LA Thieves automatically have micropenis'

(The ladies will be impressed and panties will drop because they think you are pro gaymer)

10. Get called a fa**ot because you are wearing a CDL skin

11. Equip pride calling card

12. Get men.

Rate 5 Stars and award :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

80 Comments

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Dxrku 24 Feb @ 11:36pm

im glad im not the only person who has done this but a little more heavy on the racial slurs for me <3

Ptoughneigh 9 Feb @ 3:35pm

W guide

zaidarab13 6 Feb @ 7:36am

wtf

Anonymous 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:19pm

dude, no guide holds a candle to this.

swindlon 5 Jul, 2024 @ 10:55pm

So real

radd 19 May, 2024 @ 8:52am

TRUEEEEEEEEE

mfwic413 27 Apr, 2024 @ 8:22pm

☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️copy and paste him in every guide comment
☪️⬜⬛☪️☪️⬜⬛☪️so he can take over the workshop and finally
☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️stop being depressed and murdering 5 children
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
☪️⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛☪️
☪️⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛☪️
☪️☪️⬛⬛⬛⬛☪️☪️ yes
☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️ fnaf

Yoshikage Kira 24 Mar, 2024 @ 11:21pm

this shit wild

Snowlot 15 Mar, 2024 @ 10:29pm

i miss my Wife and son

Cowboy 15 Mar, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Worked, now I have the same mental issues as my 47 yo kitten

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