Dwarf Fortress

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HOW TO WRANGLE A PRISONER
By love
WELCOME,

DO YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BE A PRISON WARDEN, OR BREAK ANY SORT OF ETHICAL STANDARD BY LETTING YOUR DWARVES AUTOMATICALLY PULP AN IMMOBILE OPPONENT?

YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
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HOW TO WRANGLE STUPID GREEN GOBLINS OR ANY OTHER PRISONERS USING ROPES, CHAINS, CAGES:
1. CAGE TRAP THAT IDIOT, EASILY DONE. JUST BUILD A CAGE TRAP. IT'S SERIOUSLY THAT SIMPLE.

2. UNFORBID THE CAGE SO IT GETS PULLED INTO THE STOCKPILE, IT'S AN OBJECT NOW NOT A PERSON.


3. OPEN THE CITIZEN MENU, GO TO OTHERS, SELECT THE HAPPY NEW DENIZEN, GO TO ITEMS

4. CLICK THE ITEMS TAB, INDIVIDUALLY OPEN ANYTHING THAT COULD POTENTIALLY HURT YOUR PRECIOUS POPULATION, CLICK THE DUMPSTER ICON. THINGS WILL BE PULLED FROM THAT FOOL'S GRUBBY HANDS, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CAGE (REMEMBER TO UNFORBID THE GEAR FROM YOUR DUMP ZONE. FREE STUFF IS FREE STUFF.)

5. BUILD A PASTURE ZONE, ADD A CHAIN OR ROPE OR CAGE.



6a. ASSIGN THE DUDE TO THE OBJECT VIA THE RABBIT WITH A PLUS SIGN BUTTON (VERY CUTE).

6b. (OPTIONAL) WATCH HIM GET BEATEN.



7. ENJOY SUBJECT EXPIRATION.



PS: THIS WORKS FOR ANY CREATURE CAUGHT IN A CAGE (CITIZEN DWARVES WERE NOT TESTED, THEY GET PUT IN DUNGEON ZONES INSTEAD).

IMPORTANT SIDE-INFO:

  • YOU CAN ASSIGN A CAGED SPECIMEN TO A PIT ZONE AND THEY'LL BE HAULED AND THROWN THERE.
  • YOU CAN LINK A LEVER TO A CAGE TO RELEASE THE PRISONER/CREATURE UPON PULLING.
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24 Comments
love  [author] 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:55am 
That's the spirit! Prison cells for all, full equality!
GooseBjorn 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:57am 
Dope tutorial! those vampires can rot in a cell!
Mr.cheese 6 May, 2024 @ 6:52pm 
I just lock prisoners in a room with a bunch of bee hives and leave them to die, I love the bee corpse room I've made.
Diarmuhnd 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30pm 
HAIL TO THE KING BABY ! BURGER KING ! :mead::urist::cactusrum:
brownwood4 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34pm 
wait why dont you have Nord VPN, Raid: Shadow legends, or Ridge wallet as sponsors?
Elver Tia 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:23pm 
wait i thought you got sponsored by Moloch? did he pull out or something?
love  [author] 23 May, 2023 @ 9:16am 
That wasn't the original joke but thank you.
mulebob 22 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm 
Burger king... BK.... Baby killer. for those not in the know.
PhDinNoob101 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44pm 
WTF mate???
dschuncks 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:17pm 
You can save a lot of time and clicks by designating the entire tile the caged prisoner is inhabiting to dump. Just be sure you un-designate the cage itself before your dwarves dump it as well.