"I’M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH A MCCHICKEN 😲 because um like- like literally I’m ‘bout to use it as a masturbation toy. I’m gonna ♥♥♥ in it and upload it on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™️ channel! I’m sorry! I’m suh- sniff I’m sweating right now because gasp that was one of the best nuts I ever had. I just finished — as you can see, that’s the finished product. gasp sniff I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of that McChicken. —[FAST FORWARD]— That was better than any female or male– male and [INAUDIBLE]; I swear to God! gasp That was l– that was like the best sex ever. gasp Man, I know y’all going to call me weird and ♥♥♥♥ but I don’t care — that was amazing; there’s nothing weird about it. I might eat it too… y’all gotta watch the video to see if I ate it exhale"