-Good cosmetics
-Medic GF(or BF)
-Brain (optional)
-Good weapons

Your main strategy is to use:
Primary Slot: Liberty laucher - because it's good (i think)
Secondary Slot: Concheror - to be fast
Melee Slot: Disciplinary action - not to help your teammates, but to run away if ♥♥♥♥ hits the fan (if your medic slave dies)

Dying To often? Use Black Box instead of Liberty laucher
Random crits? Use Battalion's backup instead of Concheror
No teammates around? Use Escape Plan instead of Disciplinary action

Have your medic slave around you at all times, you have to push the objective at all times, and shoot at any enemy you see ,if your medic slave dies, run away (slap your teammates with disciplinary action to run faster, or just use escape plan), if you die, blame it on your bad teammates that they didn't save your ass

Use voice/text chat to command your teammates and show them who is the boss (you can use n-words if you need to)
If they don't listen to you, tell them in their comments on profile how much they suck ass for not listening to you
Be racist (can come in handy sometimes)

If they try to vote kick you, start using hard-r, tell them that anyone who pressed f1 is a stupid n.

i have no clue what to put in here

Congratulations now you're a PRO SOLDIER

now everybody hates you (except your medic slave because hes not allowed to)