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How to get females (easy and simple)
By Mittoka
This guide will go over how you can get yourself a female if you are an apex legends player!
I felt like this needs to be a guide, since all of you cannot seem to have the ability to get a wench and are completely bitchless
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How to get females in 3 easy steps
Step 1:
Uninstall Apex Legends

Step 2:
Stop being socially awkward and get yourself a proper wench

Step 3:
You can't
5 Comments
RoseMonde 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01pm 
bruh
Neo_08 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49am 
gay ♥♥♥♥♥
tscast10 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50pm 
weeb
Mittoka  [author] 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51am 
what the ♥♥♥♥ are you saying
hal0ween_ 9 Apr, 2023 @ 8:50am 
you helped me so much, after long years of not getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, after following these not so simple steps I FINALLY pulled an actual girl. after 3months though, we did break up which is sad but that only made me realize something, the problem was elsewhere. One day, when a homie was over and thats where i realized, the hard plastic rim of a water bottle touching his soft lips, his gentle hands wiping the exess water from his gorgeous face, I couldn't hold it in any longer, i approached him slowly, staring him dead in his glossy eyes. he seemed surprised, but not for long, he caught onto what i was doing. He stood up, stepped closer to me and as our faces approached, our lips touched, our tongues intertwining and arms wrapped around each other, after a bit, when we stopped kissing, he whispered in my ear: "i had socks on" but it was too late, I knew i was gay. turns out, i never wanted ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the first place, but without her, i probably would have still been confused to this day.