First things first
DO NOT use a sharp swords this should already be obvious.

Now for your first steps to becoming a proper clanger

Step 1: Find a giant hunk of metal

Step 2: Attach this metal onto a handle

Now this next part is very important otherwise you won't feel the real impact of the clang

Step 3: Lose an arm

The more weight on the one arm the better the clang

Now

Step 4: Swing

Step 5: Swing harder

And if that doesn't work

Wait until the sword is dull.

There's a saying that goes "Action speaks louder than words"

We've said enough now it's time for you to get out there and show em

R.i.p Kentaro Miura may the struggle continue.
thanks for leaving us with this vision