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How to become Dr. Ian Malcolm
By Triassic Time Traveler
Hello Dear Creatures,
here you will learn how to transform into the legendary living meme Creature named Dr. Ian Malcolm. Read carefully and enjoy.

Step 1 Try to impress a Woman by explaining the chaos theory in a jeep. Very Usefull to use drops of water dancing on the hand of the lady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-mpifTiPV4&t=93s

Step 2 Be impressed by the Huge amount of Dinosaurs feces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnun8y7r8_U

Step 3 Always have self-confidence to show your upper body and nipples to other people in the room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh8ONuKUb3k

Step 4 Explain philosophicaly to an old billionaire why his ambitionous park project will not work and give lessons of Ethics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_7RvW-avZ8

Step 5 When you have doubts about the ridicolous statements of others, "Life finds a way" quote always help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oijEsqT2QKQ

Step 6 Always look for the next future Mrs. Malcolm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT3uXFLOEe4

Step 7 Most important, defend the Truth of the Story anytime, even when the jacket of the dude is more worth than your college days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FwQsSv-OUs


CONGRATULATIONS! You know now the most important instructions to be exactly like the iconic Dr. Ian Malcolm



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Languages: English
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Guide Index
Overview
Chaos Theory Human 
Water Attraction Method 
Pile of ♥♥♥♥ 
Self Confidence 
Teaching Ethics and Moral 
Life finds a way 
Future Mrs.Malcolm 
Expensive Jacket Grabbing 
Congratulations! Achievement Unlocked! 
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Chaos Theory Human

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Water Attraction Method

Step 1 Try to impress a Woman by explaining the chaos theory in a jeep. Very Usefull to use drops of water dancing on the hand of the lady.
Pile of ♥♥♥♥

Step 2 Be impressed by the Huge amount of Dinosaurs feces.
Self Confidence

Step 3 Always have self-confidence to show your upper body and nipples to other people in the room.
Teaching Ethics and Moral

Step 4 Explain philosophicaly to an old billionaire why his ambitionous park project will not work and give lessons of Ethics.
Life finds a way

Step 5 When you have doubts about the ridicolous statements of others, "Life finds a way" quote always help.
Future Mrs.Malcolm

Step 6 Always look for the next future Mrs. Malcolm.
Expensive Jacket Grabbing

Step 7 Most important, defend the Truth of the Story anytime, even when the jacket of the dude is more worth than your college days.
Congratulations! Achievement Unlocked!
CONGRATULATIONS! You know now the most important instructions to be exactly like the iconic Dr. Ian Malcolm
18 Comments
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Astabolt 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10pm 
existence is chaos
wesmace007 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:20pm 
Ian Malcom be like:
I'm talking to myself. This is Chaos
big dino poops are chaos
goofy ahh old park owner chaos
jeep ride is chaos
dino breakout chaos
NOTHING IS NOT CHAOS
Tx9701 14 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34pm 
this is all a lie! we are all already ian malcolm!
Astabolt 13 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24pm 
instructions still unclear, how do i look for the next future mrs.malcolm?
vinneh 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am 
JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buttersnipe 10 Dec, 2022 @ 10:00pm 
instructions unclear
turned into alan grant
Dinotrex33486 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:19pm 
IM IAN MALCOIM NOW
Lofty 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:55pm 
Instructions very unclear
Died from the advice!..... then somehow got resurrected and lived the nightmare all over again, with 2 different kids a guy from brooklyn and an insane ex uni professor whos actually pretty cool but still HEEEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!
that one guy 15 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19pm 
she ran out of the room :c
that one guy 15 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm 
i will take this on my date