Jump King

Jump King

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How to not enjoy Jump King
By Baccy Zute
Ignore the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bucktooth nerd loser beta "no-one asked-nancy" below.
   
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Step 1.
Don't read guides titled 'How to enjoy Jump King' created by some bucktooth nerd who hasn't even finished the game.

You'll never be a true jump king if your path to victory is paved by some soppy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guide like this.
7 Comments
Hooded Edge 31 Jul, 2024 @ 5:42pm 
I was about to give up and refund this game, but I saw this and was motivated.
mattconnellan 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:36am 
This is the internet now. Transcendent.
Yuri 7 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm 
You can still delete this so there's no evidence you posted cringe.
Pug 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:23pm 
You could have made this a genuinely funny jab but you instead opted to just sound edgy and contrarian nice man
UnnaturalShadows 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:46pm 
get over yourself pussy, the only possible reason to make something like this is deep-seated insecurity and fear about your masculinity
Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov 15 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm 
i just read it and i should've listened to you, i can't stand shit like that
Chadlyized 28 May, 2022 @ 8:12pm 
Very helpful, many thanks