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Michelium Individuals
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Who is Michelium?
Michelium 'Peroxide' De Santos is a former bank robber and career criminal, since his fake death to retire peacefully. Michelium has taken the role of a religious monk and has enlightened many across the world. Michelium through the power of Abra-Jarvilium, a powerful element, has successfully healed many males from erectile disfunction and 'Simpage'. Before becoming Michelium, he was a middle aged man in California, USA which could not pull ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or get his small ♥♥♥♥ hard. But now, he has immense power and wisdom.

What are the 10 commandments of Michelium?
-You shall not rob a bank without committing adultery
-You shall not steal without negotiating the split with the crew
-You shall dishonour your mother and father
-You shall disown your daughter and son before they embarrass you
-You shall take a young black man as your son
-You shall discredit and lie to your best friends in their time of need
-You shall make idols of me in your cities and residents
-You shall divorce your wife/husband after actively cheating on them
-You shall never SIMP
-You shall listen to alpha/sigma mindset affirmations at least once a day for 30 mins.
Who are the Michelium Individuals?
Michelium Individuals are slaves of the lord Michelium, we listen to the almighty and actively lead a life which many prophets before us have. Anyone can be a Michelium Individual, no matter your sex, creed and race as long as you ain't a simp. Michelium Individuals are men and women who possess immense Alpha/Sigma traits and have unmatched stamina in bed. God Bless Michelium and our brothers and sisters.