Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae

Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae

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HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME
By Scivir
Teaching you dumbasses how to play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and how to make it actually fun.
   
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Introduction
OKAY YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥, I BET YOU'RE SAYING
WAAAAH THIS GAME IS SOOO HARD.
I CAN'T GET PAST THIS LEVEL THESE ENEMIES ARE IMPOSSSIBLE!
AND I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAR TO TEACH YOU HOW IT'S EASY AS ♥♥♥♥
I DON'T GET WHY YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOTS DONT UNDERSTAND HOW TO FULLY UTILIZE
THE BASIC MECHANICS OR EVER UPGRADING YOUR ♥♥♥♥
YOU'RE JUST ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID
Level 1
OKAY SO THIS SHOULD BE THE EASIEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ IN THE GAME FOR YOU
FIRST OF ALL GET SOME POINTS TO UPGRADE AND MAKE SURE YOU GET SLASH DASH
THIS IS GOING TO MAKE KILLING THE MOBS ALOT EASIER
NOW ONCE YOU START GETTING THE HANG OF YOUR NEW SKILLS UPGRADE YOUR SWORD SLASHES A BIT MORE TO MAKE THEM EFFECTIVE AND FASTER THIS IS THE LITERAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEST THING YOU CAN DO THAT I HAVE DONE SO FAR.
NOW FOR THIS BOSS HE IS LITERALLY THE 2ND MOST EASIEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I HAVE FOUGHT IN THIS GAME. JUST WAIT FOR HIM TO STAB THE GROUND THEN RUN UP AND SLASH IT'S THAT SIMPLE DO NOT EVER GET CLOSE TO HIM JUST KEEP DASHING AROUND HIM AND THEN RUN UP AND SLASH. IT'S THAT EASY.
Level 2
ALRIGHT SO YOU FINALLY GOT INTO THE SECOND LEVEL CONGRATULATIONS!
NOW YOU'RE COMING ONTO A MORE CHALLENGING AREA WITH MORE VARIED ENEMIES.
NOW MAKE SURE YOU GET IAI SLASH AFTER THAT BOSS. IT IS EXTREMLEY HELPFUL TO DO SO BECAUSE IT MAKES THE UNSTAGGERABLE ENEMIES ALOT EASIER TO GET BLEEDING EFFECT ON
I BET YOU'RE THINKING
"WHY DON'T I UPGRADE MY HOLY TECHNIQUES? THEY MUST DO FAR MORE DAMAGE!"
WELL I'LL TELL YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHY. IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE A WASTE OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KATANA USAGE BAR OR WHATEVER THE ♥♥♥♥ YOU WANNA CALL IT YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE IT HAS A LONG CHARGE UP TIME AND ENEMIES ARE GOING TO GET FAST AND ON ALERT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CHARGING SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUPER WINDU GODDU ATTACK WHILE A MAN WITH A GIANT SWORD IS TACKLING YOU LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOOTBALL PLAYER
HERE IS THE SECOND BOSS YOU FIGHT.
YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T GET THIS IS THE FOOTBALL PLAYER KIND OF GUY I WAS TRYING TO WARN YOU ABOUT
ALL YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAVE TO DO IS DASH TO THE LEFT AND SLASH HIM WHEN NESSCERARY, THE ONLY TIME YOU DASHING WON'T WORK IS WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO DO A 1, 2 ON YOUR ASS AND KNOCK THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF YOU. BECAUSE THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUST LOVES DOING IT ALL DAY.
THIS IS ALSO WHERE IAI SLASH COMES INTO REALLY GOOD USE BEING ABLE TO DO HEAVY STRIKES AT A RAPID PACE BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT THIS FIGHT WOULD HAVE DRAGGED OUT ALOT LONGER THAN YOU THINK IT WOULD HAVE.
SAY THE BOSS REALLY LOOKS FAMILIAR.

Level 3
ALRIGHT YOU'RE AT LEVEL 3
GOOD JOB, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SOME FASTER PACED IAI SLASHES SO UPGRADE THAT AND MAKE SURE YOU GET THE CQC ABILITY THAT LETS YOU KICK YOUR ENEMIES INTO THE AIR SO YOU CAN ♥♥♥♥ THEM UP WHILE THE BIGGER ♥♥♥♥♥ WITH SWORDS CAN'T HIT YOU AS MUCH. NOW IAI SLASHES ARE INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE AGAINST THOSE GIANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH SWORDS BECAUSE AFTER THEY CHARGE AT YOU, THEY HAVE THE SLOWEST RECOVERY TIME IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORLD AND IT TAKES A GOOD 4-5 SLASHES FROM IAI TO MAKE THEM INTO BLEED STATUS WHICH BASICALLY MEANS ITS IT FOR ALL THE ENEMIES THAT GET BLEED STATUS THEY ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
COMPLETELY ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE LIKE I SAID BEFORE BLEED MAKES THEM STAGGERABLE.

OKAY. IT'S BOSSTIME.

THIS ♥♥♥♥.
THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.
SHE IS SO EASY BEYOND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EASY I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EXPLAIN IT.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS REPEATEDLY DASH LEFT AND WAIT FOR HER TO SLASH.
AFTER ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLASH SHE IS THE SLOWEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF ALL TIME.
IAI SLASH ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS HERE ASWELL IF YOU FORGOT YOU HAD THAT.
SHE ALSO GETS STUNLOCKED BY YOUR HITS LIKE CRAZY ASWELL
Level 4
ALRIGHT FARBY THE BIG DIFFICULTY SPIKE DUE TO HAVING TO FIGHT BIG SWORD BRUTES AND YELLOW MECHS AT THE SAME TIME IT'S HELPFUL TO JUST UPGRADE YOUR HEALTH AND KILL OFF THE WEAKER ENEMIES OR GET BLEED EFFECT ON THE HARDER ONES SO THEY DON'T BOTHER YOU AS MUCH.
THERE ISN'T ALOT TO SAY BESIDES YOU'LL GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP IF YOU DIDN'T UPGRADE PROPERLY AND THE ENEMIES ARE ANNOYING AS ♥♥♥♥.
BOSS IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FROM LEVEL 1
EXCEPT NOW IF YOU GET TO CLOSE HE DOES A COMBO INSTEAD AND INSTEAD OF FOUR SWORDS OUT OF THE GROUND THE COUNT IS 6
Level 5
AS THREATENING AS THIS AREA LOOKS AND HOW SHE DOES AT THE MOMENT
SHE REALLY ISN'T JUST WATCH OUT FOR HER CHARGE UP COMBO AND TRY TO STUNLOCK HER WHEN POSSIBLE OR ELSE SHE ♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR ♥♥♥♥ UP
I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY REALLY

HERE YOU GO THE FINAL BOSS OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME
THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW TO PUT IT BUT SHE IS THE 2ND HARDEST WITH THE KAISER ABOVE HER IT'S MOSTLY JUST DASHING TO AVOID HER ATTACKS BUT I SUGGEST YOU BLOCK WHEN SHE TRIES TO COME AT YOU AND SLASH
BE ON YOUR FEET AS MUCH AS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POSSIBLE AND SLASH THE ♥♥♥♥ OUTTA HER WHEN YOU CAN.
A STRATGETY TO ADOPT IS TO BLOCK HER WHEN SHE HOMES IN ON YOU AND WHEN SHE GETS TO THE LAST SLASH IN HER COMBO DO A SLASH DASH.
End of Pantsugelion
SO NOW HERE'S THE END
THE BEST I CAN SAY IS TO REALLY ALLOCATE YOUR POINTS WELL BESIDES WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO.
NOW PLEASE DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMPLAIN AND SAY IT'S HARD TO DO ♥♥♥♥. IT'S NOT.
54 Comments
Fon 19 Apr @ 4:40am 
nice
muhxleak 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:27pm 
Better tip: Flourish :0 :flonne:
Whack Calzone 20 Jul, 2020 @ 7:44pm 
i can't believe you put so much effort into writing a guide for this terrible game
otricala 18 Jan, 2020 @ 2:08am 
it's still hard
CardboardBox72 28 Jan, 2019 @ 11:59am 
Hello Yes, I am quite shy so it took me a few months to work up the courage to ask you this.

This is an amazing guide, and I have been following this guide for almost 4 years now, and have had great success using it. I still struggle with a few things, but I was just wondering if you could help me clear level 2 for the first time. I get stuck on football boss guy, and I just panic and can't do it. Any tips would be appreciated.

x_x sorry if I am wasting your time...
Felicia Fulana 27 Nov, 2017 @ 8:50am 
Haha, no shame. I'm a fan of jokes that can be both intellectual and immaature. Great pun.
Scivir  [author] 26 Nov, 2017 @ 3:28am 
no wait 14
Scivir  [author] 26 Nov, 2017 @ 3:28am 
I wrote this when I was 15
Felicia Fulana 25 Nov, 2017 @ 2:31pm 
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Scivir  [author] 5 Jan, 2017 @ 12:48pm 
stop