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Official Guide to Touching Grass
Автор: eb and flow
Step 1: Uninstall tf2
Step 2: Quit your discord mod "job"
Step 3: Lose 600 pounds
Step 4: Go outside(without flinching)
Step 5: Touch grass
Step 6: GET SHREDDED LIKE THE GRASS


OFFICIAL GUIDE TO TOUCHING GRASS!!!!
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Grass - The most touchable substance on earth
Grass is common to the average chad non-gamer. However if you're a 600 pound discord mod you can't physically touch grass. Many gamers have a "gamer pose" were they cannot touch grass without breaking their back. Please refer this guide to them, they need help touching grass and they have sunlight sensitivity.
Коментарів: 25
quickfix me 3 лип. 2022 о 15:18 
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eb and flow  [автор] 3 лип. 2022 о 3:47 
Regardless of the joke the meaning still applies, and you im sure needs to exercise at the minimum if you complaining about a touch grass joke
viva 3 лип. 2022 о 2:27 
This joke is so retired, i go numb when i hear "touch grass"
The Prophet || Ham Mafia || 14 квіт. 2022 о 17:03 
ight I can now touch grass
eb and flow  [автор] 14 квіт. 2022 о 5:22 
grow grass
Coffeelauer 26 лют. 2022 о 1:30 
what do i do, there's no grass in space
Adid 21 лют. 2022 о 18:20 
hit the grass bozo
The Prophet || Ham Mafia || 21 лют. 2022 о 12:07 
Lucky me it's not Antarctica
The Prophet || Ham Mafia || 21 лют. 2022 о 12:06 
I don't live in a desert, I live where there a lot of snow and I find any grass
ProbNotCross 21 лют. 2022 о 9:34 
too hard for me, dislike