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Official Guide to Touching Grass

By ice

Step 1: Uninstall tf2
Step 2: Quit your discord mod "job"
Step 3: Lose 600 pounds
Step 4: Go outside(without flinching)
Step 5: Touch grass
Step 6: GET SHREDDED LIKE THE GRASS

OFFICIAL GUIDE TO TOUCHING GRASS!!!!

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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop

Languages: English

Class: Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy

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10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:21pm

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Grass - The most touchable substance on earth

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Grass - The most touchable substance on earth

Grass is common to the average chad non-gamer. However if you're a 600 pound discord mod you can't physically touch grass. Many gamers have a "gamer pose" were they cannot touch grass without breaking their back. Please refer this guide to them, they need help touching grass and they have sunlight sensitivity.

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