"This dart monkey was placed at round one and was not upgraded through round 100 on Chimps. He saw the BAD. It saw him. This dart monkey will never be the same. He believes he is a member of the super monkey fan club, but unfortunately didn't meet the minimum pop requirement to join. He was placed in a village where he was given a support monkey to keep his moral up. Furthermore, he went through trauma and now has developed a crippling weight loss and shriveled feet that don't have enough muscle in them to carry his own weight, which now clocks in at 26.8 kg (59 pounds). However, he makes the most of the 7 and-a-half shriveled brain cells he has left and enjoys checkers and his bi-weekly "walks" around monkey city."