First, you have to wipe your bum after you have been (probably) playing for over 1000+ hours. no, its not "Gamer gunk" its feces.

Next, you have to go outside and see the sun. and whatever you do, don't look at someone's dog and say "OMG THAT'S A DIRE WOLF". I already tried that, and got sent to a psychiatric hospital.

final part of this step is to get exercise. join the local gym, go for a bike ride, and don't think about Ark: Survival evolved.

With that said, onto the next step.

Firstly, get yourself a Target person that you are moderately interested in. This can include the following:

1. someone at the park
2. someone at the gym
3. someone who doesn't know you're stalking them through their window is in the neighborhood
4. etc.

Next, get to know them a little better. talk to them, befriend them, kidnap them, its your choice. (and no, the "forcetame" command doesn't work.)

lastly, get yourself some drip. Hoes love the tuxedo getup, but that is just too good for you. in my experience, a nice jacket will do. (something you can try, that is a little risky and depends on the size of your "rocket", is you can just show up to their house completely nude)

You did it buster, you followed every step in this guide. now, its time to finally ask them out. be honest. and whatever you do, don't hold them at gunpoint. I got pepper-sprayed trying this method and the police had to put her on witness protection

Now, if you followed the steps, you either got yourself the girl, or you ended up in the slums known as prison. Either way, share your tips, tricks, and maybe even accomplishments in the comments! i'm sure fellow virgins would love to hear your fiction stories of accomplishments.