Make sure to send me 20$ in the mail in untraceable cash. I am admitting right now that on June 12, 2012 at 4 p.m I killed 2 people on North Prospect and 12th, Portland, Oregon by throwing rocks over an overpass onto the highway, striking the passenger in the face and killing him instantly. His pregnant wife was killed as he swerved into a concrete. I fled the scene and told nobody, but I will testify in court if I am ever caught.

Honestly, it gave me such a rush and it made me horny. Just thinking about his smashed in face was enough to keep me from killing myself all these years, as the memory reminds me of better times.