Step 1: Connect to a new server. In the year of Lord Gaben, 2021, you will find primarily European servers. Otherwise, you are confined to the hell that is Icefuse Networks or Superior.

Step 2: wait for the download page to finish. This can take anywhere between 10 and 80. Units of time measurement vary from a player to player basis. It could take seconds, or days. A recommended way to pass the time would be to text your discord kitten, or perhaps even order a full XL pizza from a local restaurant, all for yourself, of course.

Step 3: Once you load in, remember that nobody plays Military RP anymore, so promptly close Garry's Mod and uninstall the 30 GB of mods you just added for that server.

I hope you have found this guide most helpful. Have a blessed day.