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OnlyCans: Thirst Date (100% Achievement Guide)
By PricklyPisces
Hello there! This is a guide to getting all 27 achievements available in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.
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Category: Achievements
Languages: English
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24 Aug, 2021 @ 5:25am
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Guide Index
Overview
Thirst Date 
Hot and Steamy 
S Ranks 
Guide Ending 
Comments
Thirst Date
All achievements from the base game, Thirst Date.


The Original
The original recipe is lost to time but the same great taste remains!
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Original can to Rank A or higher.

Terminal Velocity
Stock price wasn’t the only thing falling!
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Light Edition can to Rank A or higher.

Cherry Popper
College students love her!
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Cherry Pop can to Rank A or higher.

The Soda Playboy
What IS The Flying Constantine anyway?
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Strawberry Kiwi can to Rank A or higher.

Bitter Rings
Many were lost to time, but the ones that remain are protected by old money…
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Lemon Party can to Rank A or higher.

Scandalous
The scandal couldn’t have been that bad, right?
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Tropical Storm can to Rank A or higher.

Easily Influenced
John Shize III always had a penchant for conspiracy theories and the otherworldly…
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Liquorliscious can to Rank A or higher.

Shize™ Nitro™ Freeze™
It’s very important to keep the Canbrosia cold, you know.
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Tiramisu can to Rank A or higher.

The Lovebirds
Who says you can’t ship cans all around the world?
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Juicy Melon and Shize™ Blueberry Tart cans to Rank A or higher.

Russian Takeover
From Shize to Sheez and back to Shize…
  • Pleasure all of the Russian cans (Shize™ Four Cheese, Shize™ Mayonnaise, Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew and Sheez™ Canada Shy) to Rank A or higher.

Family Divided
J.R. Shize & Sons was no more after Veggie Broth…
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Veggie Broth can to Rank A or higher.

In Her Footsteps
Don’t forget: family is the most important thing.
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Elderflower and Shize™ Ful Medames and Shize™ Taro Tease cans to Rank A or higher.

Powerful Friends
Healthy partnerships between industry and political movements should be encouraged!
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Jellybean can to Rank A or higher.

The American-Can Dream
Other companies simply couldn’t compete in the free marketplace of sodas!
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Cheeky Bit O' Pud can to Rank A or higher.

Sold Out Soda
Investors had no idea what was going on until it was too late…
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Factory Rust can to Rank A or higher.

Cansequences
He’ll remember what you did…
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Thirst Born can to Rank A or higher.

Shize All That
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…
  • Pleasure all of the Thirst Date cans to Rank S.
Hot and Steamy
All achievements from the Hot and Steamy DLC.


Canfiction dot Net
Only the best from our canfic writers!
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Dark Chocolate can to Rank A or higher.

Queen’s Gambit
Candice Cannes CANgratulates you!
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Cream Tea can to Rank A or higher.

Sleaze King
John Shize II died as he lived: surrounded by cold soda, warm bodies and thick aluminum.
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Oysters Casino can to Rank A or higher.

Best Friends Forever
Together forever, and ever, and ever…
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Blueberry Melon Twist cans to Rank A or higher.

Devoted
You are going to do great things together…
  • Pleasure the Shize™ Eternal Devotion can to Rank A or higher.

Hot and Steamy
Don’t forget: Shize LLC loves you.
  • Pleasure all of the Hot and Steamy DLC cans to Rank S.
S Ranks
All S Rank achievements.


Can-do-Attitude
You’re getting the hang of it!
  • Pleasure 1 can to Rank S.

Bubbly Personality
All the Cans love you!
  • Pleasure 10 cans to Rank S.

Sparkling Sprayer
You’re an expert Can Pleaser!
  • Pleasure 20 cans to Rank S.

Profeshional
Consider yourself a professional soda satisfier!
  • Pleasure 30 cans to Rank S.
Guide Ending
I hope this was helpful! Just an FYI that I played this game before achievements were released so I was given some automatically without knowing exactly what they were all for. I used the Discord server[discord.gg] and Wiki[onlycans.fandom.com] to gather information, if you happen to notice any mistakes please let me know so I can edit it!

If you have any questions feel free to ask below, I'm happy to help as much as I can. :)
10 Comments
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Zorrapik 29 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29pm 
russian take over needs pineapple pizza guys,,
Tsukichild 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27am 
Just made Sardines S rank and it worked, so that is the needed part. (Probably A)
Tsukichild 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24am 
In her footsteps is wrong, I have A rank on elder, and S on the other two and no achievement.
sicksanity 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41pm 
tanks
:3 6 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07pm 
I already got all S rank in one sitting
Необучаемый 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58pm 
ty
suckatnaming 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:59pm 
ty
Gongjooneem 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am 
russian takeover needs meat
Airfisher 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm 
Who the fuck would want 100% achievement completion on a soda can dating game... ? :gearthumbside: This guy :OkaySir: :resmile:
Morganscat 23 Aug, 2021 @ 5:41pm 
I hope more and more people try to get the archivements, those cans deserve hapiness