Of course you can think that it is very easy to buy a banana. If you really think so, then my guide is for you!



Step 1:
• You are born. You are born in a small family. Your father left your mother as he discovered about her pregnancy. You have brother Frederico and mother Josephine.

Step 2:
• You go to school, where you meet amazing teacher. Her name is Mrs. Mornovatone. She is 40 yeards old, but even through her age you can see her beautiful soul. Each day you visit her after school and she tells you different stories that she has had in her life. You wonder if she is single and she tells you, that she left her family a long time ago, so yes, she is single.

Step 3:
You are graduated from school. You were the best student in the school so now you are dating with 9 girls at thee same time. One of them is Horhe. Her parents hated her, so now she has male name Horhe. She is very clever and beautiful. You are on your way to her house as she has invited you before, when suddenly Frederico, your brother, stabs you in the back.
"Why?!" - you sream.
"I love you! I love you much more than all of your bit**es, but you've never loved me!" - Frederico says.
"But you are my brother, Frederico!"
He is ready to stab you one more time. You cry. You want to live. You hear loud sound. You see Frederico dead with a hole in his chest.
"He knew too much" Mrs. Mornovatone says.
"Mrs. Mornovatone?"
"Not anymore! Since now I will be your father again"
"Father?! Is it you???"
"Yes! I left your mother to save the galaxy, so I changed my sex to hide from my enemies"
"I love u, father!"
" I love you t.... AH, NOOO"
"NOOOOOOOO, HORHE, WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?!"
"Because he destroyed my planet, so i revenged him!" shouts Horhe, your girlfriend
"I WILL KILL YOU, ALTHOUGH I BELIEVED YOU" you shout"
"NO, I AM IMMORT.... AH, OH, HOW DID YOU KILLED ME?!"
"BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN LOVE! I BELIEVE THAT EVIL ALWAYS LOSES! NOW DIE, DIE, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!" you scream tearing her body with an axe.

Step 4:
• You go to a shop and buy banana. But remember, that green bananas are worse than yellow!

I hope my guide will help you to buy tasty banana! Have a good time and remember, that green banana - bad banana!

Upt: By the way, you can check my another guide about orange if you still don't know how to buy it.