"Over the course of this year my expansive medical knowledge has been ridiculed and mocked, with many a cynical onlooker proclaiming doubt regarding my overt medical background. Well here is the fragment of evidence, the irrefutable proof that I was honest regarding my claims. For too long we, as the denizens of Wales have bore the brunt of the deluded scoundrels whips, we shall suffer their derision no longer. I, as a genuinely qualified medical practitioner will be able to diagnose you with all forms of ailments and will be able to remedy you with any medication that is locked away inside my coffers. Deal with it. I infiltrated the Saes university grounds in Oxford, masquerading as a Saesneg and adopting a pommy English accent. I conducted my work discretely, analysing this so called renowned university grounds. What I discovered was that it was all a sham, they teach nought but sorcery and the illicit arts in this region. They seek to beguile and enrapture the naive youth, who flock to this educational sphere under the dishonest promises of seeking higher education, to polymorph into a venerable sage. I couldn't stand it, my mind was assailed in all directions by snobby, condescending Anglo Saxons. As such, I retreated to my homelands in Newport and exploited the emergence of lockdowns and the delusional public's fear to study from afar, acquiring my degree by learning through digital means. Now I walk as a God amongst men, a deity gliding through the plains, riding atop a flaming stallion and swinging his glittering broadsword throughout the oblivious masses. En guarde, en guarde, a duel shall commence, may the wings of the Snowdonian eagle grant us a robust constitution and prowess."