Alt f4
Go to the windows icon in the lower left hand corner
click on power, then shut down
Then struggle to get out of your chair to stand up
Grab the doorknob to the room you are in and pull it towards you
Next walk out of your room to the front door
If any family members on your way out says anything along "well look who it is" immediately push them down a flight of stairs
Then open the front door using the same method you used while opening your bedroom door
Then go outside for the first time in 5 weeks and touch grass
And before you know it you're not being bullied anymore
Amazing isn't it?
(YOU HAVE ACHIEVED "TOUCH GRASS")