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How to not crap yourself the first time playing
By Not Terry Crews
In this guide i tell you how to not crap yourself while playing for the first time
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Category: Walkthroughs
Languages: English
Posted
12 Jul, 2021 @ 6:27am
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Overview
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Step 5 
DO, NOT, PLAY, IN, VR, 
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Step 1
Get used to seeing ghosts bc there are lots in this game
Step 2
Wear 2 pairs of underwear so you cant tell you crapped yourself until after your done playing
Step 3
When the lights start flickering and going crazy (hunting) scream uncontrollably and run away from your pc so you dont see the ghost
Step 4
if you see hands on your screen punch your monitor (it makes the hands go away)
Step 5
Refund the game bc its to scary
DO, NOT, PLAY, IN, VR,
Unless you want a hard to clean brown spot on the carpet
14 Comments
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MrSlinky 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm 
Stolen from a dude
xXx_DesTroY3R_xXx 29 Jul, 2021 @ 5:31am 
if u want to have a ghost event, insult them. that is the best way
MEDIEVAL_KNIEVEL 25 Jul, 2021 @ 5:35pm 
Pro tip: Use the bathroom before playing.
CavehWaveh 25 Jul, 2021 @ 5:40am 
pretty sure you missed a step: Ask the ghost if it likes cheetos

Telephone Pole 22 Jul, 2021 @ 4:17pm 
I didn't listen to the don't play in vr step, brb gonna buy a new carpet.
chasal 22 Jul, 2021 @ 6:26am 
sure
Pugz 21 Jul, 2021 @ 12:13pm 
100% legit info here
xForsakenEmo 18 Jul, 2021 @ 1:08pm 
lmao, this is great advice
Murderalluchihas 16 Jul, 2021 @ 8:28pm 
it worked just tried it
MissGalacticFox 14 Jul, 2021 @ 3:13pm 
pmsl, as newb to this, i find this to be 100% on point.