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The Escape Plan SWEP (Team Fortress 2 Randomizer)

Direct from Mann Co's Randomizer Division and right into your own two hands, it's the latest and greatest in self-help technology! Now a functional SWEP for the very first time, you can experience the stress-relieving benefits of "The Escape Plan" today!


Get one last good look at your ugly arms before pulling that trigger and ending all your troubles!



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Are you a victim of pickpocketing or theft? Do you suffer from a crippling disease? Did your weird friend send you diaper fetish porn again? Not anymore! Now you can permanently solve all those problems (and more!) with the power of The Escape Plan!

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Mann Co proudly backs "The Escape Plan" with our lifetime No-Refunds-Ever™ warranty! Download with confidence!




It's the classic stress reliever you know and love with one major improvement: it's covered in Saxton-Hale-Strength Superglue™. Yep, that sucker is gonna be stuck to your hands as soon as you touch it and there's nothing you can do about it. Once you pick it up there is literally no turning back. Just try and switch to a different weapon. We dare you!







Have you seen this man? Mann Co is offering a bounty of 1337 keys for the original "The Escape Plan", plus an additional reward of a single piece of Saxton Hale's chest hair in exchange for the engineer's body (dead or alive).