First things first, delete Counter-Strike 2. Your 7k hours in the main menu isn't as impressive as it was 4 years ago. This is a critical step to getting a girlfriend as a CS2 player, skipping this will make it near impossible.



If this is an issue, please consider getting a boyfriend instead.

CounterStrike players need to join a re-education program in order to become a functioning member of society again. The average CS2 enjoyer is an evolved form of a CSGO chad. Basic human hygiene needs to be retaught, as the average CS player doesn't do this. Who needs to shower when you can queue up for another game of faceit?

• Take a shower
  
• Get rid of the anime
  
• Turn the damn RGB keyboard off
  
• Do Cardio, 15k MM Elo nothing if you're dead at 40
  
• Clean your desk my guy
  
• Stop saying Russian cuss words, it isnt as cool as you think(Sanctioned due to war)

With this information, you'll comb your neckbeard, put on your fedora and waddle out of the door into the dangerous outside world. Here you will need to contact a woman.

• Make sure they aren't a kid
  
• Say nothing about Counter-Strike

That is all you need to keep in mind, if all goes well, you will have her number. Though this chance is as low for you as unboxing an M9 Bayonet Marble Fade FN.

If it doesn't work, always try again. You can always Ropemax if it really doesnt work

It has to go.