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100% LEGIT ROMANCE GUIDE

By Themadnessman

THIS GUIDE WILL TELL YOU WHO'S HOT AND WHO'S NOT.

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Category: Characters, Gameplay Basics, Story or Lore

Languages: English

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Guide Index

Overview

INTRODUCTION

NUMBER 1, ASHLEY. WILL.

NUMBER 2. oKAY DAN. ALENKO

PART 3 LIE-ARA ARA. T'SOWN ME.

CHAPTER 4 GARRUS. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. VAKERIAN.

jacob

SEGMENT 6. THANE. CRY-US.

CHAPTER 7: TALI. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ZORAH.

PART 8. JACKED.

MOMENT 9: MIRANDA NO-LAWS

PART 10, JUDGE SAMARA

OH GOD NO DON'T

BIT 12: C KELLY

PORTION 13: SAM TRAY TRAY

PART 14: STEEEEEEEEEVE!

FIGHTER 15: Ja VIK

FIGHTER 17: VEGA FROM STREET FIGHTER 2

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Comments

INTRODUCTION

AS AN EXPERT ON ROMANCE I'M HERE TO BE YOUR GUIDE IN THE FAR FUTURE. THIS GUIDE WILL TELL YOU WHO'S HOT AND WHO'S NOT. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS HERE I GUESS. ENJOY.

ALSO THIS IS PROBABLY NOT SO SERIOUS SO DON'T HATE ME MAN. IT'S ALSO NOT A TOP TEN LIST SO CHILL.

NUMBER 1, ASHLEY. WILL.

PROS

NICE HAIR
LESS RACIST THAN FIRST APPEARS

CONS

IF YOU HAVE A MYSTERIOUS DEATH SHE WILL LEAVE YOU
QUESTIONABLE CHOICE IN ARMOUR.

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: FELLAS

NUMBER 2. oKAY DAN. ALENKO

PROS

HAS A SUITABLY TRAGIC PAST
MALEWIFE MATERIAL
CAN AND WILL COOK FOR YOU, EVEN IF NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP, PRACTICAL SKILLS ARE HOT

CONS

HEADACHES AREN'T HOT
IF YOU HAVE A MYSTERIOUS DEATH HE WILL LEAVE YOU

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: LADIES AND LATER ON DUDES

PART 3 LIE-ARA ARA. T'SOWN ME.

PROS

BLUE
WILL NOT LEAVE YOU IF YOU DIE MYSTERIOUSLY
HOT ENOUGH TO PISS OFF FOX NEWS
HAS HEALTHY EMOTIONAL GROWTH
SAYS NO TO GENDER

CONS

PROBABLY KNOWS ABOUT SOME WEIRD STUFF YOU'VE DONE
MORE ATTRACTED TO ANCIENT ALIENS THAN YOU
WORRYINGLY INTO MIND FLAYING

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: ANYONE!

CHAPTER 4 GARRUS. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. VAKERIAN.

PROS

IT'S GARRUS. COME ON.
VOICE OF PURE SEX
OTHER GUYS WILL JUST FEED YOU LINES BUT HE CAN TAKE YOU TO MICKEY D'S
DECIDES TO STOP BEING A COP, CHOOSES BATMAN INSTEAD
TEACHES YOU TO DANCE THE DANCE

cons

HE MIGHT BE TOO GOOD FOR YOU
YOU WILL HAVE TO COMPETE WITH A QUARIAN AND A FRENCH PERSON FOR HIS LOVE
ADDICTED TO FILET OF FISH, WILL LIKELY STEAL YOURS

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: WOMEN OF CULTURE

jacob

pros

i guess him saying 'the priiiize' is funni

CONS

WILL LEAVE YOU EVEN IF YOU DON'T DIE A MYSTERIOUS DEATH
WILL AGGRESSIVELY FLIRT WITH YOU WHEN YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO
WILL SOMEHOW BEND REALITY TO MAKE YOU FLIRT BACK WITHOUT MEANING TO

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: IDIOTS

SEGMENT 6. THANE. CRY-US.

PROS

DILF
WAS MADE TO BE HOT
COOL ASSASSIN BOY GO BRRRR
BEAUTIFUL EYES
IF HE LICKS YOU OR SPITS ON YOU YOU'LL TRIP BALLS

CONS

CRIPPLING DISEASE
HIS SON IS A TROUBLED YOUTH
YOU MIGHT TRIP FATALLY

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: LADIES

CHAPTER 7: TALI. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ZORAH.

PROS

IT'S TALI, COME ON
HIPS THAT COULD KILL A REAPER
EXCELLENT SINGER
FUNNY DRINKER
HAS THE GOOD SENSE TO WEAR THE BEST COLOUR, PURPLE

CONS

CONSTANTLY CARRYING SHARP KNIFE
WILL GIVE YOU BAD PHOTOS OF HERSELF

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: MEN OF CULTURE

PART 8. JACKED.

PROS

COULD PROBABLY CRUSH A WATERMELON WITH BIOTIC THIGHS
DOM
HAS A SPACE DOG
CAN FIGHT AND DO ROMANCE AT THE SAME TIME

CONS

POTTY MOUTH (POSSIBLE PRO)
MIGHT GET COLD WITH LACK OF CLOTHING
MAD BECAUSE SMALL

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: MAN

MOMENT 9: MIRANDA NO-LAWS

PROS

DISTRACTINGLY LARGE ASS
SURPRISINGLY WHOLESOME
IS ALL ABOUT FAMILY
FABULOUS ACCENT

CONS

HAS A CREEPY NOT-DAD
PRETTY AVERAGE, BUT I GUESS THAT'S NOT BAD, YOUR PREFERENCE, IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME, IF YOU ENJOY THAT THEN THIS IS A PRO PROBABLY

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: GUYS

PART 10, JUDGE SAMARA

PROS

IS THE LAW
MILF
MEDITATION GF

CONS

MARRIED TO JUSTICE
SAD ABOUT KIDS :(

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: PEOPLE WHO ENJOY BEING LET DOWN

OH GOD NO DON'T

PROS

DEATH BY SNU SNU

CONS

DEATH

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: NOBODY

BIT 12: C KELLY

PROS

HAS A HOT OUTFIT ON HAND FOR SOME REASON
WILL SAVE YOUR FISH FROM AN AGONISING DEATH
IS ABLE TO CHANGE APPEARANCE AT WILL

CONS

WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT MESSAGES YOU'VE ALREADY READ
MIGHT COMPARE YOUR COOL ALIEN FRIENDS TO ANIMALS
WILL BE TURNED INTO SOUP IF YOU'RE SLOW

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: ALL THE PEOPLE

PORTION 13: SAM TRAY TRAY

PROS

IS A BIG FAN OF CRASHING OTHER PEOPLE'S BATHING SESSIONS
CAN AND WILL KICK YOUR ASS QUEENS GAMBIT STYLE
A MUCH BETTER PERSONAL ASSISTANT, WILL NOT PESTER YOU
GOOD ORAL HYGIENE

CONS

IS DECEIVED EASILY BY CLONES
MORE ATTRACTED TO ROBOTS THAN YOU

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: GALS

PART 14: STEEEEEEEEEVE!

PROS

VERY WHOLESOME
CAN TAKE YOU TO COOL PLACES IN HIS SPACE CAR
WHAT IF WE HELD HANDS IN THE KODIAK JK JK... UNLESS???

CONS

VERY SAD, I FEEL BAD FOR HIM
CAN COME ON A BIT STRONG
INSUFFICIENT HAPPINESS WILL LEAD TO A TRAGIC DEMISE

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: GUYS

FIGHTER 15: Ja VIK

PROS

TSUNDERE
DANCES JUST AS BADLY AS YOU
LIKES TOUCHING PEOPLE

CONS

MORE ATTRACTED TO LIARA THAN YOU
REALLY MEAN (POSSIBLE PRO?)
ACTUALLY REALLY DEPRESSED
MIGHT TRY AND CONQUER THE GALAXY

CAN BE ROMANCED (KINDA) BY: WOMEN WHO LIKE MAKING POOR CHOICES

FIGHTER 17: VEGA FROM STREET FIGHTER 2

PROS

WOAH HE'S RIPPED
NICE TATOOS
WAS IN A MOVIE ONCE
IF YOU PRESS A BUTTON 183 TIMES HE WILL SWEAR LOYALTY TO YOU

CONS

THE MOVIE WAS MID-TIER
HE'S REALLY NOT THAT INTO YOU

CAN ALMOST BE ROMANCED BY: GALS WHO WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

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PROS

CREATED "We'll bang, ok?"

CONS

BORING AS HELL

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: GUYS AND GALS WHO REALLY AREN'T INTO PERSONALITIES

195 Comments

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ZoeSpatula 20 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20pm

ok, but, male or female idiots for jacob? I just want the experience of romancing them all, bad decisions included

Templar Praising The Sun 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:27pm

the only answer for maleshep is tali, for femshep is also tali, i dont remember where but im pretty sure i saw or read or whatever smt that basically says its cannon she likes you wether u a man or woman, my source? no its not trust me bro its find it yourself cause im lazy to google it right now

Ah wait but then theres Garrus he cool af, but seriously i think the besties way is way cooler for garrus

Although if you wanna be the "I can fix her" guy or gal, go jack

If you have depression do Samara's daughter

if you cant do CAPTCHA go for E- a nope my bad joker is even worse than you at captcha

if you are into polygamy, go jacob, that will give you the truth of how things would end up in reality

If you are a droid, go legion

if u a lil freaky, go tyranids- a wait wrong setting i meant the Rachni Queen

if you wanna do a lil trolling, go 4 reapers

If you just finished your entire 6 pack rn, go for closest bar like me

Edelweiss09 24 Oct, 2024 @ 12:52am

No wonder I've always inclined towards Garrus.

IIncidious 23 Oct, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Garrus is goated

Themadnessman [author] 18 Oct, 2024 @ 9:20am

YES, ASARI PHYSIOLOGY ALLOWS THEM TO SUCCESSFULLY MATE AND PRODUCE OFFSPRING WITH ANY SPECIES. HOWEVER THIS WILL ONLY EVER PRODUCE AN ASARI CHILD.

_m_a_ 18 Oct, 2024 @ 4:58am

If i go for liara, can we have a healthy child?

SoldierBig09 17 Oct, 2024 @ 4:15am

@_m_a_ i saw someone on reddit who did the science and apperantly you can have bioligical children with her

Themadnessman [author] 12 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10pm

1. ADOPTION. 2. UNTRUE

_m_a_ 12 Oct, 2024 @ 12:02pm

if i romance tali, will we ever have a child? Also, Tali's face is never shown in the series. She is qute apandora box :D

Themadnessman [author] 12 Oct, 2024 @ 11:30am

IF YOU WANT AN ALL SERIES ROMANCE, LIARA WON'T DO YOU WRONG. AS A BIASED PARTY HOWEVER, I WILL NOMINATE THAT TALI WILL BE ON YOUR TEAM IN EVERY GAME, EVEN IF YOU CAN ONLY ROMANCE HER FROM 2 ONWARDS

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