Helltaker

Helltaker

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How to get demon girls in your life
By Big Woke
Want some hot fugging demon girls in your life? Then follow this guide to get some demon girls.
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Step 1: Convert To Catholicism
Okay so this sounds dumb but hear me out.

Devils only show themselves to tempt Catholics into doing bad things like jacking off or murder, so first you gotta become Catholic. Easy way of doing this is get baptized by a church, just walk up and ask for some holy water to pour on your head and you're cleared of original sin.

Next you gotta keep going to church. Just sit around, pray, sing, eat bread wafers and you'll be a true catholic in no time.
Step 2: Get Tempted
Then you get some evil thoughts, like stealing candy from a baby or killing. That means a devil is working its evil magic on you, so a hot demon girl is close. In the bible, Matthew 26:41, "Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak", is saying don't fall into temptation.
That's bullcrap, you gotta fall into temptation to get pegged by Asmodeus, so ignore the bible this time and jump into temptation. Easy way is to just jack off at home. I would recommend not doing murder, mostly cause it's hard compared to beating it.
Step 3: Demon Time :)
Now that you've sinned like a nasty boy you'll get a demon to tempt you further. Depending on what you do you could get a wide array of demons.

Asmodeus as mentioned before is all about lust, so jacking it and premarital sex is the easy way to them.

Lucifer is all about goats, so go sacrifice a goat in their name. No one gives a ♥♥♥♥ if you buy a goat, they'll either think you're eating it or starting a farm, they never expect sacrifice.

Beelzebub is flies and ♥♥♥♥, so go uh, idk eat flies? Flies love light refracting ♥♥♥♥ so leave waterbottles in the sun.
Step 4: Demon Get!
Now you got a demon. Go and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do whatever man.
24 Comments
rat 25 Oct, 2024 @ 6:17pm 
i forgor the become catholic part and got put in jail :/
exactly 1 knight 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm 
Stealing candy from a baby is healthy for the baby, wouldn't that be praised?
Jakal, Lady kisser 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:15am 
instructions unclear, sins commited against gods and nature and now people have named a cryptocurrency after me. please tell me how to get rid of them.
strawby7 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:31pm 
somehow worked, now modeus wont leave my side and i am constantly nutting please sne d help
cool spot 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:24am 
Bismallah this actually worked. Sitting with Lucy making pancakes rn
Chinggis Khan gaming 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm 
By tengri I come from the future and i just want to say this tutorial is nothing but nonsense.




Instead of a harem of demon girls i got Tamerlane instead and he started fucking World war 3.
vcela_real 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm 
I will return in 1000 yrs. if I need this because I wasnt succesfull in finding woman

stay horny kings
RenegadeCash436 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:19am 
Instructions not clear. Killed a goat and got sad. Not horny. Should I kill more?
Ozzmoslus 18 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am 
As a catholic I can confirm that Azazel has been a wonderful assistant in helping me try out some new techniques as well as taking essential documentations! 10/10 bless this guide!
Cerb "R" Us 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:35pm 
no way this actually worked !!!!