"Hello, hullo, come round, come all, bring your youth, summon your thralls, for it is a time of jubilance and merry cheer. The festivals are open, rollercoasters are present, with mulled wine and hearty mead being served at every establishment. For all who congregate here today, let it be known, you have to be a certain height in order to ride atop the mouth frothing, rabid beast, who arbitrarily goes into a frenzy, one that frequently leaves behind a swath of destruction, which is permanently indented into the land."