A lonesome man sits in his chair, his back arched over, his eyes twitching. He hasn't slept, he's been drinking, he reaches for the bottle, but something stops him. He hasn't got past the first level of "A night in Berlin".

Welcome to my guide, it's a modest little piece of literature that aims to provide you with adequate and legitimate reasons as to why "A night in Berlin" is not only masterfully created artwork, but why you should play it!

It's no secret that the past decade has been a wondrous time for games like; Skyrim, The Withcher 3, Breath of the wild, and many more...but nothing, and I mean nothing has is or ever will come close to "A Night in Berlin".

Sure story games are great, and action games are pretty cool too! But can you honestly tell me you have played a game that manages to balance both while rocking such intense music and bearing graphics that put any triple-A game company to shame!? I didn't think so. I know that not many people will view this guide -if anybody at all- but I could not go on another day without at least expressing my deep, emotional love and connection to this game.

Yes, you could defeat "Alduin the World-Eater" in Skyrim, or find your adopted-daughter in The Witcher 3, but can you really tell me you don't want to follow rambunctious MI6 agents Randy, Franz and Terry as they fight in 2024 to carry out war-time assassinations? Exactly.

If that hasn't even come close to persuading you to start playing this game, then you better keep reading because I haven't finished!

Have you ever sat down and noticed a change in your pantaloons after playing H*ntai girls: puzzle game? Have you ever got uncomfortable watching a sex scene in the middle of class? Well worry no more! A night in Berlin has you covered with absolutely NO sexual references nor innuendo, this game was created by a man, for a man. No distractions, just game.

Pac-man got you confused with your character's drive? Has Fortnite[www.dictionary.com] become stale? (if it was anything else in the first place) well once again, A night in Berlin has you covered, pure plot, brilliant and inspiring gameplay, wonderous mechanics and to top it all off, the acting is phenomenal, truly out of this world. A night in Berlin is well worth the minimal time you will spend completing it for the immense pay-off and rewarding feel of it overall.

"I whimper in my woes, for I have wasted such time on petty games, what hath becometh of my life?"

What you just read there was a common saying amongst gamers of this generation, they are lost sheep looking for their shepherd. Look sheep, look! Your saviour hath arrived, spend A night in Berlin and I promise unto you happiness and fulfilment of equal magnitude!

As evident below, Barack O'bama has commended this game, and will even show his wife the guide!