lol yea some people struggle with the tutorial somehow

You must be new if you haven't seen at least a few posts that boil down to "game is too hard"

"game is too hard" wut....

Water physics would be neat but pretty complicated with how terrain generation and deformation works. Would be a huge amount of work for very little in way of gameplay. And while I'd be interested in seeing some smol dwarf cuties.... the game really doesn't need them. Maybe I'll just do some fan art

Can't forget the Chibbity's Ballad of Karl, quite iconic and hasn't been posted all that often from what I remember.

Could have a random voice line spam thread in there (not really that bad, but it does happen more than once), alongside "guys did you know that this game is actually good? I just found out" type thread.
"Upcoming mod support is bad" - happened more than once
"X xeno on the space station" - that or "pet" suggestion
"Verifying Integrity of the game files fixed problem" not necessarily an OP post but it is a thing that happens
Could have a section specifically dedicated to common forum posters and their most common said lines (kinda like a bonus round thing lol). The free point would obviously be "someone posted bingo card in thread" one

I currently got:
- “How Dare the devs Patch and fix the game”
- Private Profile Posting Bait and hot takes
- Bragging about finishing an Elite Deep Dive
- User with 100’s of Hours is Out of Touch
- Claiming that pointless whining is Criticism
- Why does the game Cost SO Much?”
- Player refuses to Host Their OWN game
- “The Deep Dive only Gave me Rewards once?”
- Oblivious player wonders why they get kicked
- Player Thinks the RNG is not RNG
- In Denial Control Freak Blaming Others
- Has Old machine; blames game for bad fPS
- Propose Terrible Ideas; Throw Tantrum
- “Who is Karl?”
- User Asking for help Ignores all given
- “Don’t forget to mark your bingo Card”
- False quotes never spoken by Devs

I need 7 more.

For a hard version we need things that get posted rarely but have been repeated before, this way it's a long-term bingo game, as opposed to being able to fill one out in under a week lol

how about overpriced game, we got some of that

Female Dwarves with Beard