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How to cope with the Caustic nerf.
By Moff
Disclaimer: There is no real way to cope with Caustic's nerf.
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Here we go.
For those who do not yet know, yes, Caustic is being nerfed upon release of the 'Chaos Theory' event. (starring Caustic)

if you have not read the patch notes to the upcoming event and patch, I have included the most important parts of it below.

Caustic
  • Nox Gas Grenade cooldown increased from 2.5 minutes to 3.5 minutes.
  • Nox Gas damages at a flat rate of 5hp per tick instead of ramping up from 6hp to 12hp.
  • Dev note: Caustic is brutally effective at being the best legend in the game. So we decided to nerf him. Have fun. Oh yea and here's Rev buff.

Now this may be shocking to some, as Caustic obviously does not need a nerf and is clearly a balanced character, but fear not, I've comprised 2 fantastic ways to cope with the upcoming Caustic nerf!

Option 1

  • Cry. Now this may not seem like an effective method alone, but it fits well with the second option. A lot of people say they're too manly to cry (we're looking at you Wraith mains). However, this method allows your full range of sadness to come out in a very calm, and expressive way. This method works well while lying down as well.

Option 2

  • Blame hardstuck gold players.

I hope one or both of these options/methods helps. Let's all do our best in the upcoming pain and suffering event that allows us, the players, to stand in dangerous chemicals.

Disclaimer: That dev note wasn't real.
33 Comments
struccy 17 Mar, 2021 @ 10:32am 
wait the dev note wasnt real? but he was the best ;-;
Midnight 17 Mar, 2021 @ 12:28am 
Option 3: Git gud and shoot :majinbuu:
Artemints 15 Mar, 2021 @ 1:38pm 
just smoke some Independent Variables, the Nicotine will help, although not permanently
Liberalism is a disease 15 Mar, 2021 @ 12:37am 
it makes me sad..i had 14-15k on caustic on xbox (Isntezbncheezy) and my account got hacked, I just started trying him again after 6 months of depression
Moff  [author] 13 Mar, 2021 @ 3:39pm 
im sorry
zachezmarf 13 Mar, 2021 @ 3:28pm 
I dont play causthic
Demonic Ochoa 13 Mar, 2021 @ 9:52am 
jokes on you, im hardstuck plat
Moff  [author] 13 Mar, 2021 @ 6:27am 
:enemyheart:
Link 12 Mar, 2021 @ 8:25am 
how you could not see it, the text literally screams it