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• Ladies looooooove eggheads

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• You inspire others to become bald with you

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• You will meet fellow eggs like Dr. Carter

• Which will also guarantee you a job with him

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• Win every slug race due to the law of aerodynamics

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• You will easily become Rank 1 due to killers admiring you and letting you hog all the bloodpoints

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• Killers will also take pictures of you like you're a superstar, none more photogenic than the mighty eggs

• Get +reps like no other!

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• Make survivors feel immense pleasure just by your presence

• Make killers DC by the immense pressure they are feeling when looking at your shining nog

• Overall, you will be a happy chap like our little Victor over here

Simple, you click on the link below to join our steam cult

https://steamproxy.com/groups/Eggheaders

Now you wonder, what do I do as an egghead?

Well, you simply walk around attracting the killer with your golden globe.
While he's busy admiring your noggin your team can quickly finish all the gens therefore you basically carry their asses.



non-eggheads

When joining the steam cult you do not have to be an egghead, you can simply be a worshipper of us eggheads, everyone is welcome.


For the eggheads

Characters that you're allowed to play as an Egghead

Survivors
- Dwight with the bald cosmetic
- David with the bald cosmetic
- Jake with the scar & goatee, though not fully bald he's trying and therefore is welcome within our cult
- Detective Fapp without the cap is welcome as his hairline will be joining us brothers soon
- Ace with the bald mustache cosmetic is very welcome within our cult

Killers

- Victor, no, not charlotte. Only Victor, you can only run around as him and you're not allowed to switch back
- Demodog
- Dr. Herman Carter
- Cowboy Caleb with the frontier cosmetic head, though not fully bald he's rockin' the top noggin
- Billy with the HotBod top, also rockin' the top noggin
- The 🤡 also rockin' a nice top noggin', though not fully bald on the sides, I guess we can call him a festive egg
- Wraith is somewhat controversial but after investigating his head it seems that it has nice egg curvature therefore he is also welcome within our cult

What to do

Survivors

You have to run pebble every round, if not, then you have failed and dishonored us tremendously.
You have to stare into the killers soul as he's approaching you, if successful the killer will stop his pursuit and admire the beauty of an egghead.

If not successful

Yeah... just loop his ass, idk, boring killer I guess.

Killers

You are here to spread positivity, therefore you are not allowed to kill anyone. Show off your mighty nog and recruit people into our cult, spread the message. We shall take over the realms of the fog. Eggs shall be everywhere.


Well, we usually crouch around the map and stare at our potential future comrades and see if they are willing to join our cult, we have been successful numerous amount of times but some... they do not support the cult, I can sense the hatred, now how do you fight hatred? You battle it with love and positivity. You have fun with the killer, in the end the killer decides not to kill the haters and the haters become lovers all because of our mighty eggs.

Join the cult today and you shall be blessed by the egglord

In the end we are just trying to spread positivity in this community as some people tend to take the game way too seriously, sometimes you just got to relax and have fun. Become an Egghead and spread positivity together with us!

Egg on cultists!

Another reason to become an egghead is to become an ascended being which shall surpass the mortal boundaries whom the non-egghead mains are stuck to for all eternity


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Ascended Egg[www.twitch.tv]

Courtesy: LynxiTime (great chill streamer)




You shall be loved by everyone (except your tryhard gen rushing teammates)

Much love to Lynxi's chat for being nice throughout the match <3 you guys are awesome. The eggheads approve of your chat!




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SFM pictures by Arla6 (Screaming Chicken)