Playing while tired ensures that you cannot focus or react to the game very well. Making it over all more difficult to set a good time

Hitting stuff is not only satisfying, but it also reduces your speed significantly so make sure you hit stuff often!

You see those strange archways scattered throughout the level?

Don't pass them they're really obsessed with keeping track of your time. Why? we don't know stay away from them we don't know what there really up to.

The stadium is a big place, there's bound to be something interesting outside there. So get out there, find yourself a shiny feminine car, make tiny little HotWheels babies and live your racecar life to the fullest!

Nobody ever asked how the starting line is they just floor it and speed off. Go visit the starting line and see how it's been doing all these years.

Whilst in-game, pressing the keys 'alt' and 'tab' simultaneously will move you back to desktop. In this state, you can now proceed to dislike all the videos on my channel because you hate me for making this shiddy excuse for a guide. (AS of November dislikes have been removed for public viewing)

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Touch some grass, chew some ass, drink melted glass. Do anything out of game and forget that you even started the race. The longer you forget the better!

(Instructions on how to aquire grass, ass and melted glass will not be listed here)

The less you know about the map the better! This will maximize confusion and will increase chance you will go the wrong way or fall off the track.

This next step involves your movements keys. As this is a PC game, these can vary from player to player, so we are going to cover the most popular setup, being "WASD".

First, take your middle finger off of "W". Then, remove your index finger from "D". After this, remove your pinkie finger from LCTRL or "Left Control". Then, simply remove your hand from the keyboard and stay at the starting line and enjoy the music and ambiance.

By pressing the following buttons you can make your car do a doughnuts not "accelerate" "turn left or right" "brake"

Distract yourself with other activities so that you're not paying attention to the game as much. This will result in you likely hitting something or going the wrong way.


Recommended Equipment:

• Mobile Cellular Telecommunications Device
  
• 2nd Monitor
  
• An internet connection [Wi-fi or ethernet recommended]

This one might be a bit difficult but hear me out. Get your self stuck either in-between objects or get outside the track area so you will have to spend time getting back on or restarting the level. or flip the vehicle over so you have to reset.

Hitting the pause key on your keyboard will open up a menu known as the "Race menu", typically referred to as the "Pause menu". in this menu you will see several buttons, including:

• Restart in Official Mode
  
• View Challenge rankings
  
• Select Opponets
  
• Input Settings
  
• 3D Glasses Settings
  
• Resume

The button you want to click is the button on the lower right of your screen labeled "Quit". If you quit the game you'll never end up setting a time at all, ultimately preventing you from setting a good time.

After following all the instructions in this guide you should have racked up a pretty high time and haven't wont any questionably soured medals. Feel free to post your time below in the comment section we'd like to know how you did!

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