Dragon's are peculiar avian creatures. Frequently they glide upon the skies, travelling either in solidarity, or in small groups, varying between 2 - 8. Nevertheless, despite their lack of forming an immense cohesive group, dragons are relatively potent, having the ability to sprout fire from their nostrils and abduct stray lambs from rural Scandinavian pens. Furthermore, a dragons anatomy is relatively distinctive, as those of a diminutive species will readily exclaim. A dragon, bears two immense wings, that are able to encompass large swaths of land. Alongside, the wings exist the dragons distinctive bulky frame, that is further complimented by it's talons and ominous mouth and nostrils, which to reiterate are capable of exuding fire, at temperatures which exceed a furnaces capacity. Aside from the biological stance of the dragons, they appear to have a relatively pacifistic demeanour, only lunging into battle, or displaying animosity if initially provoked, or provided they sight a scantily clad child, who is tending to the distinctive Scandinavian sheep, who loiter around various pens. Aside from the demeanour, dragons display an unnatural sexual temperament, having a distinctive prowess in copulating with various nubile women, who naively encroach upon their domain.

One of the most significant reasons that youth succumb to engaging in dubious activities is due to peers. Supposed colleagues, who wish to flaunt their sexual prowess with dragons, which then seep into their allies subconscious, endearing them to engage in similarly decadent activities. As such, I must implore to all, to avoid capitulating to the subconscious indoctrination that their peers may sprout, while simultaneously recommending that one distance themselves immediately from a supposed intrepid peer, that blatantly flaunts themselves pollinating with one of an avian species.

Frequently, propaganda is plastered upon human settlements walls, beguiling utter deception. These posters attempt to lure in fair and nubile maidens into the lairs of a dragon, where they will then live out the rest of their lives acting as mere concubines for these scaled creatures, being shackled to rock and forced to cater to their oppressors every whim. Often these maidens exist in sexual servitude for all of eternity, or are later on rescued by a noble Knight in gleaming armour. In recent times, chivalry has waned and as such, I urge all fair maidens to not fall prey to these posters and rely on a philanthropists altruistic assistance, in rescuing them from the crevices of a dragons realm.

An untold multitude of false misconceptions exist, regarding what offspring a dragon and humanoid female marriage will produce. Many nubile women, with a starry gaze enveloping their eyes, frequently assume that their children will become aesthetically appealing creatures, that will embody the most inherently beautiful attributes of the world. The naive idealistic misconceptions of what a dragon and humanoid females offspring will bear, will is featured below.


The ideological fancies of youthful intrepid adventurers, that often preside in Gibraltar or Luxembourg are often incorrect, as depicted by the image below. The offspring of an abhorrent reunion between dragon and human will only procure a conspicuous calamity, one capable of reaping immense havoc in numerous decades time. If the image below, does not deter one from becoming impregnated by a dragon, that I am uncertain what will.

Overall, I hope that my comprehensive guide has deterred many from pollinating with the ominous, winged species. Dragons while appearing relatively enticing, are a sinister, insidious breed, one that is dedicated to eradicating humanity as we know it. Scour the contents of these archaic tomes and reach the inevitable epiphany that will arise, regarding these lustful avian species.