•Before the match starts, don't press accept. It's a test.

•If you are Russian speak in your language no matter if you are the only russian guy. Same thing to other nation don't try to speak other language.

•If you are last alive try to hide is the best thing you can do.

•If you think you are John Cena is best for you to know he is playing Wrestling not cs go.

•Every time when you rush , never rush first and trow two flash and after that rush is the best way never been killed.

•Everytime when you wan t to be kicked don t use microphone for asking that, use console type "status" see your number and write "calllvote kick #yournumber"

•The P in P90 stands for Pro. Like you.

•If you are a smurfer, don't let your teammate to kill your enemy, flash them, smoke them, kick them, try to be the last alive per round, you will obtain many stars, also try to put music and use microphone, and tell them you are the best.

•Every match, last two person from your team try to kick them, the bots are better if you can controll them.

•When they told u to pick up the AWP, stare at it and go AFK.

•Don't buy kits, this is actually team death match, the bomb wont ever get planted.

•You are amazing with the desert eagle, don't let anyone ever tell you different, not even the scoreboard.

•Very important: That thing attached to some guns is called a silencer, and you have to take it off because it reduces damage alot and removing it will get you more kills.

•VAC is a good anti cheat.

•Skins make you better at the game.

•If you don t have skins, look on your teammate's, look who have the better skin, follow him and block him to be kill by enemy ... now you will have a good weapon skin, make a screenshot and post to facebook or steam, your friend will like you more.

•When a teammate asks for a drop, drop them your knife.

•Never adapt to the game. Don't betray yourself like that. Just do the same thing over and over again and wait until it works.

•Dust 2 is the only map in the game. There aren't any others. Don't argue.

•If you lose the first round. You MUST ALWAYS Eco/Save. Which means buy armour and an SMG/Shotgun of your choosing.

•When going through doors, always make sure that you block the doors so no one can pass. Ignore the hate of your teammates, you're pro and you're gonna get mad kills. You're also shielding them from bullets. How nice of you!

•Crouching doesn't improve accuracy, but do you know what does? Jumping! Be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kangaroo and watch the mad kills pour in. F**K EVERYONE LOVES KANGAROOS.

•50 points to Gryffindor every time you change weapons.

•State that all SMG's take skill to use from no less than 4 inches away. Your gun is cheaper so it is worse. Rub it in with a teabag afterwards. Especially if you have a P90.

•Always tell the opposing team to good luck and have fun when warm-up ends. At half time, treat them like they murdered your family. (Be sure to take note of their nationality!)

•If you see a chicken in your gameplay, you absolutely must under any circumstance, kill that damn chicken. It must die. THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE.

•Recoil control is a myth. Like Bigfoot.

•If you need to get around the map in a hurry, get out your Negev.

•The PP-Bizon is the discount Negev.

•Don't waste money on a helmet. $350 is too expensive. You wont die. Ever.

•You need to Look at the ground where you are going make sure you don't trip!

•What the f**k is strategy?

• If you have Spin nobody can kill you until u get in overwatch, and VAC system wil give you an special bonus in days u must wait and count the day

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