Why don’t British people cry at funerals?
They are used to Casual Teas

why do british people love staring at fake news?
they want to take a propaganda

British people are like coconuts
Hard on the outside, but sweet once you crack us.

Also often found full of alcohol and holding an umbrella.

What do British people call a mountain they've forgotten the name of?
Summit

Why do British people keep winning in chess
Because their queen can't die.

I hate it when British people talk about the big pile of trash in the ocean.
They shouldn’t talk about their country like that.

Why do British people pronounce the word “Bri’ish” like they do?
Because they drank all the T.

Why are rich british people fat?
because they measure their wealth in pounds