Monkey dont play counter for fun, monkey dont use gun to pew pew bad guys. Monkey pacifist monkey no killer. Monkey make enemy quit with words.

To reach monkey level you have to do the following; Dont buy guns or armour, monkey rush mid every game and spam chat. Monkey dont be toxic to teamates, monkey holler at teamates in monkey language. When monkey encounter enemy team monkey change mouse dpi to 100000000000 and spin like beyblade. Monkey dont have positive kd monkey must go negative.




After following this guide you should reach monkey level mentality, stay tuned for more monkey guides.