Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor

Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor

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How to get every achievement easily through an exploit
By maximilio
You don't have to fulfill any of the unique requirements to get all the various achievements. There is a way that, although tedious, you can get every achievement in the game by essentially just collecting containers and luck. This method takes advantage of the Achievement Peddler and an infinite Mythic Spellswatch exploit.

I don't recommend actually doing this, as it ruins the fun of doing the other goals in the game, but this is just an exploit/process that I discovered through playing the game. However, it is helpful to know about if you lost all achievements through the Astergold Coin and you want to get them back quickly (which is what happened to me).
   
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Overview
You're going to get easy 20,000 MC by selling the Mythic Spellswatches that can be gotten by delivering 150 containers to gNormo qReyd. You're also going to raise your luck stat at shrines to around 1,500. Then, you will go to the Achievement Peddler where you will use your money to buy Astergold Coins in order to gain random achievements, and since your luck stat is high, the chance of losing your achievements through the Astergold Coin will be low enough that you gain all of them before losing them.
Collect containers and luck
You'll need to collect 150 containers and bring them to gNormo qReyd ("container guy") near the bank in the blue district.


While you're doing this, you should also visit the shrines, pray to them, and bring them candles/fetishes. You'll need your luck stat to be around 1,500.

You don't need much money here so don't waste too much time incinerating trash. You can live off of Tins of Horkfruit Sauce which can be bought at kiosks. It only costs ~10 MC, and you can get that amount each day without even incinerating anything.

Furthermore, you can also eat Jellyslug Droppings that you find on the ground, further eliminating the need to incinerate trash.


Focus on finding containers and bringing them to container guy, and finding candles/fetishes and bringing them to shrines on your routes. Here is a guide to find each shrine.

https://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1751390737
Bring the final containers to container guy on Theday and sell endless Spellswatches
Once you deliver enough containers, container guy will give you a Mythic Spellswatch. He will do so automatically; so you don't have to ask him each time whether you've brought enough. When this happens, take note that he only needed a few more containers and exit the game without saving. Then wait for Theday, then actually bring the last containers to container guy. Keep talking to container guy repeatedly; due to an exploit/glitch, he will continue to give you endless Spellswatches. Continuously fill up your inventory and bring the Spellswatches to the bearded butterfly wing sellers - they can be found near/behind container guy in the purple district.


Since it's Theday, there is no curfew, so take all the time you need. You will need to amass ~20,000 MC. This will probably take 15 minutes of continuous selling. You may want to collect more at this point, as this will be the only day you can use the exploit on this save, but 20,000 should be enough for the purposes of getting the achievements.
Buy and eat a ton of Astergold Coins until getting Sucks to Suck
First, go to sleep and make sure your 20,000 MC is saved.


Find the Achievement Peddler in the red district and buy Astergold Coins until you get the "Sucks to Suck" achievement (and lose all other achievements). This may take a while because your luck stat is high. Once you got it, exit the game without saving.
Buy and eat 41 Astergold Coins
Return to the Achievement Peddler and continuously buy and eat Astergold Coins. Because of your high luck stat, you will very likely gain all 42 achievements in the game before losing all of them again. If you do lose all achievements, exit the game without saving (to get your money back), return to the Achievement Peddler, and start this section over again. The higher your luck the better, but I was able to do this with 1,500 luck.
Conclusion
You got all the achievements in this really neat game. Yay!
6 Comments
maximilio  [author] 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:42pm 
There shouldn't be any reason to need to start a new save to implement this strategy (the only exception being if container guy has already disappeared on your save).
Nonnie 27 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53pm 
This is not a game that supports multiple save files, as best I can tell. Starting a new game to experiment with this means losing all previous progress in collecting items (like tablet pieces or power packs for endgame), accruing credits, and gathering luck : P
fsy 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:55am 
You can actually get "Sucks to Suck" multiple times and lose all your achievements, so beware! I had to do last part 4 times. After you get all otherwise unobtainable achievements it might be better do them without the help of Achievement Peddler.
赤いnomad 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:58am 
There's a bug where if you give gNormo qReyd the 150th container at night on a day that's not Theday, he will not give you anything, say anything but nevertheless will disappear therefore prohibiting you from exploiting this bug. It would be nice if you would add that to the guide.
Calzkat 19 Jun, 2022 @ 4:33am 
Brilliant guide, thanks.

For anyone else stuggling to talk to the achievement vendor because of all your puke, go behind his counter and get yourself as close as possible to him and the puke will spawn around him thus letting you talk with him no problem.
maximilio  [author] 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:56pm 
There are 9 days of the week and they repeat endlessly, just how weekdays work in real life.