Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion

Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion

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How to keep your calm playing Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.
By M0RT0N
how 2 not get scared :)))))
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1. Make sure it's small as possible
to do this step you need to press the button located right above the number 5 on your keyboard....



F4
2. Try to drain the sound of the game
now most people recommend muting the game but maybe put a song on, any song works.
3. File Changing
now the fact most people get scared by the spoopy cardboard cut-outs.....


Delete them using the "Browse Local File" button in the "Manage" section of the settings





and also you can do some other stuff in the bonus stuff
4. Avoid Visual Jumpscares
to mainly avoid this you can use the camera to face down, now you can flash it up for a second to see the doors.
5. Press the "Play" button
now that you have all these adjustments you can play without getting thrown into orbit with a CARDBOARD CUT-OUT.
Bonus Stuff
Bonus Tip 1. Don't trust the goop man

Bonus Tip 2. Think that the specimen are trying to find some sort of life after years of solitude.

Bonus Tip 3. Think that the cardboard cut-outs are alive and trying to check in on you from time to time

Bonus Tip 4. Try to think this is a haunted house. Not like a REAL one but a attraction, you get it? Yeah you do.
yippe you made it to the end of the guide
Follow these steps and not die playing SJM
35 Comments
teemulindberg2 16 Sep @ 9:45am 
YEAH it is 1 of the main enemies in doors but epic
cjwright8372 28 Aug @ 4:47pm 
guys the deer god is now a fanmade doors thingy
nub 10 Jun @ 2:28am 
Thanks:steamhappy:
Boiling Water 22 Feb @ 11:31am 
Breadstick lol:steamhappy:
A 8 Feb @ 12:09am 
Breadstick lol:steamhappy:
rho_meson 7 Feb @ 3:29pm 
i thought this was a joke guide but i guess not :D
breadstick 17 Jan @ 5:06am 
(they were not there on dec 16th 2023)
A 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22pm 
I will be there in Dec 16th 2023 @IXI
M0RT0N  [author] 24 Nov, 2023 @ 10:32pm 
on dec 16th 2023 will mark the 3 year anniversary of this comment section
NOTHING 19 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am 
hehe spoopy mankon