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How To Simp On E-girls! ✿ [18+]

By josef

Today, my friends. I will tell you how to be a real simp when you meet an e-girl in a csgo game! U can either do this to make her add you as a friend, get her to call with you on discord, or another weird reasons!

~ starting off ✿

1. BE FUNNY!

- Always try to get her attention by being funny.

2. BE THE COOL ONE!

- Always be the cool one, roast others, make fun of others, but be nice to her.

3. BE NICE!

- ^^.

4. IMPRESS HER AS MUCH AS U CAN!

- Try to get her attention and get to know her!

5. DON'T GO SEXUAL!

- no.

6. DON'T READ STEAM GUIDES THAT MAKE SENSE!

- yes.

7. DON'T BE STUPID!

- mhm.

8. DON'T BE A BOOMER!

- mhmmm

9. DON'T BE A NERD!

- understandable

AND THE LAST ONE
please dont read steam guides like this :facepalm:

join da simp community

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