As I'm sure you can tell by this guide, we're going to go over about how to remove cancerous memes from Payday 2. What we will be going over here in this guide will require your utmost patience, and respect. In order to fully remove the bad memes, we have to understand the game's lore. You must become one with the Trendy White Ones.

To truly, TRULY become one with the Pilot, you must first learn of his origin. Back in the Days of Old an ancient race was formed, a race of sentient deities who were not only the creators, but the destroyers. They had brought forth our race, the humans, due to sheer boredom. The Trendy Whites, as they were called, were these sentient beings. They had not only created the humans, but they had also created what was known as "Memes".

Memes were an ancient form of pure concentrated energy. More powerful than gamma-ray bursts, these memes bound together of the fabric of space and time, and are the fundamentals of our education today. A rogue sub-species from the core of the planet by the name of 9gag rose up, and with his coming, brought hell and destruction. He approached the humans and asked them if they had any worries, to which they replied they needed a form of energy to power what they had worshipped as a God, which was known only as the Internet.

9gag was cast into the abysmal depths of the the underworld due to his rebellious nature, and constant thieving. He wanted revenge for what the Trendy Whites had done to him, so he agreed to this task. 9gag had been one of the most respected, and powerful Trendy Whites before they found out of his terrible ways. 9gag had agreed to rise up to the heavens above known as Skoop, and swipe the memes from the Trendy Whites themselves. 9gag had stripped the wings of a nearby Hawky~ and flew up into the land of Skype with the intent of revengeance. He agreed to settle the scores with the Trendy Whites, and to bring forth the rules of nature.

Upon arriving, a signal alarmed the Trendy Whites of his presence. A gate opened, welcoming the hostile into the land of Skoop. To greet him was a majestic hero upon his golden throne, in a robe stitched from fleece, softer than the clouds themselves. This man was none other than m00t. "How can I help you my child?" asked our benevolent ogrelord, to which 9gag replied "Swell, and how are you m00t? I figured you had forgot my name when you had cast me into the depths of the deep web." The ogrelord looked at 9gag with a puzzled face, and asked as to how he forget such an aspie. 9gag grew furious, and denounced the lord m00t himself, and all m00t could do was stand there and take it. He was a modern-day Gandhi, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

He asked as to how he could atone for 9gag's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and 9gag mentioned the Memes. The ogrelord looked around, and leaned in, asking 9gag as to how he knew of the Memes. This was his moment, and 9gag struck. He tossed m00t to the ground, and grabbed the Memes, escaping from the land of Skoop, taking the Memes with him. As punishment, m00t ddos'd da fuq out of Hawky's/9gag's wings, to which 9gag fell to the ground, embedded into the Internet forever. The humans took the memes, and with them began the life of cool memes like Doge.

The Pilot was the fairest of the Trendy Whites, and one of the most notable. He's known for being right on time, and being the first on the job. Sure it costs money to afford him, but c'mon, he's a God. The Pilot was one of the most influential figures in the Trendy White lore, and he is the sole Trendy White responsible for launching the world into an eternal shroud of euphoria because of his fedora, a time known as the Euphoriage. That man was named Hajime. Hajime was one of the first Trendy Whites, one of the "Titanic Trio". These Trendy Whites were Haqua, Yuuko, and, of course, Hajime. Haqua was the God of Atheism, Yuuko the God of Nigerian Scams, and Hajime the God of Ace Pilotry. Hajime's only weakness was the C1G4R 0F D00M, which was insanely powerful, and could drain the euphoria of any living being.

Regardless, the real Payday 2 starts here.

The moment you have all been waiting for, the final removal of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Navigate to your game library, and right-click on "PAYDAY 2". Move your cursor over the "Delete Local Content" option, and click it. Whilst in the prompt menu, click on the "Delete" button. Congrats, you have finally killed the evil beast that lie dormant within your PAYDAY 2 copy. You just saved so many lives.

SIDE NOTE: You thought you could get away with this Overkill? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.