Total Tank Simulator

Total Tank Simulator

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how to destroy a tank with a pistol
By stoseph jalin
how to embarrass the jerries and their silly panzers
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how to do it
first, take control of any infantryman of your choice. find an enemy tank/armored vehicle (preferrably light/medium tanks or armor) and get rid of their armor with grenades, sticky bombs, or support from artillery or something (they probably gonna try to light you up so keep moving and jumping if you don't want to get turned into swiss cheese)
then when they're unable to shoot just pull out the pistol and blast the HP away! of course you dont have to use the pistol but it's funnier that way
then all you have to do is be proud that you blew up a tank with a pistol.
alternatively you can weaken the tank enough for the enemy to abandon it so you can commit some good old grand theft panzer

thanks for reading my guide made out of pure boredom
15 Comments
OnePunchZilla 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:29am 
cool XD
xuanalexis 12 Sep, 2024 @ 9:14am 
xd
Physics-Gaming! 30 Mar, 2022 @ 3:07pm 
XD
goob 26 Mar, 2022 @ 5:58pm 
did this with a maus
Outrageous Solomon 11 Feb, 2022 @ 2:33am 
gg ez no sweat
rojogames371 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27am 
false,
what actually happens:
I'm gonna kill the tank with a pistol- *ded.*
LEROY_JENKINS 28 Aug, 2021 @ 1:34pm 
thx dude
iut helps i go on infantry
Dimmi dan 31 Jul, 2021 @ 8:22am 
u can us a at gun and finish it of with a pistol
Boring Man 11 Feb, 2021 @ 9:29pm 
fun fact throwing knives work surprisingly well
Aviaries 11 Feb, 2021 @ 9:15pm 
you can kill a Maus with any weapon and no explosive. its gun moves so slow and it has no machine gun. I once killed two with a sub machine gun