Just like finding a cow in a barnyard is not extraordinary, it is no rare, elusive secret that your lands are hospitable and friendly to foreign denizens. However, hospitality comes at a drastic price, as currently your lands are swarming with Elven immigrants, who are spreading corruption and insidious morality throughout your lands. Fortunately this guide will teach you how to expel these snobby aristocrats from your great and glorious lands.

Now in case you are unaware of the Elven specimen, a brief biography of Elves will be displayed. For all of those who do not know, Elves are a distinctive enigma. They are a race of immortal beings, who are proficient with bow and sword, being accorded by legend to hold knowledge which refers back to the dawn of man. The Elves have pointed ears, round, robust jawlines, and have a tendency to play alluring instruments in forest meadows. However, beware, for listening to an Elven melody beguiles even the most stalwart of souls. Elves are typically renowned for two main attributes, creating aesthetically beautiful meadows and forest, and most significantly creating an Elven ethnostate. Precedents depict that once a family of Elves settles within your lands, they begin to replace your native populace, all the while creating gambling halls and Elven lounges which ensnare your heroes, and particularly your rogues. What's even worse is that these Elves, in their snobby, aristocratic fashion believe that they are exempt from taxation, which is utterly preposterous. Why should we as non Elves, have to sacrifice our Netflix subscription, while these utterly snobby and condescending fools be able to lord over us with glittering golden gauntlets, and spotless estates?

While the Elf's may initially beguile you, by presenting glinted jewellery, and fine exotic goods, do no fall prey to there charms. Be wary of the pointy eared species, for while you may be managing your estate and be living in lucrative prosperity the Elves will come. The Elves are effectively the worlds economic migrants, beings who drift from country to country, using the excuse of a recent war to gain entry into a once renowned and respected country. In this country the Elves will then repopulate in mass numbers, quickly gaining control of all you hold dear. Soon every shop, every house and every event will be Elven themed, your children will be taught the Elven tongue, and your colleagues will be brainwashed by Elven media, essentially your country will become an Elven vassal state.

As mentioned prior, once you install an Elven Bungalow Elves from various lands will enter your country, bringing with them gambling and corruption. Unlike other racial buildings, the Elven settlements will not be accountable to taxation, implying that while your heroes develop gambling addictions the Elves strengthen and continue to politically, and economically dominate your lands. While as a player you can partake at the gambling hall, the greedy Elves have rigged the game against you, indicating that regardless of what colour you pick, you will always have an inevitable accumulative loss. Due to he Elf's greed, and general nefarious nature it is no doubt that they become a financial strain to your empire. Below depicts the average nefarious Elven gambling hall, past gambling addicts beware, for the sight may subdue you into re entering the gambling scene.

I imagine currently you have become neurotic after poring through glossaries and encyclopedias regarding Elven attributes. No doubt you currently feel betrayed regarding your indoctrination since birth that the Elf's are a innocent and pure race. I imagine you even thirst for revenge and hold a personal distaste for those you once idolised. However, fret not for a solution is here. After studying the Elf's for years they appear to be susceptible to one thing, and one thing only, foreign cultures. Every time a new species is introduced the Elves hastily flee, committing an act which is known as Elven flight. If you wish to save your lands from the gambling and other degenerative addictions than let it be known that by introducing foreign cultures the Elf's will flee, as they appear to have a natural affinity in fearing other peculiar races. Further on the main two racial counterparts to the Elves will be explored.

One of the main ways to expel the Elves is to introduce their instinctual adversaries, the Dwarves, within your lands. By constructing a Dwarven settlement the Elves will relocate and infiltrate new lands, leaving your realm devoid of corruption. Additionally, the dwarves being a hardy and virtuous race will assist you into entering an age of technological superiority, God bless the Misty Mountains. The images below depict an average Dwarven settlement, alongside a Dwarven noble, from the lands of Orzammar

Gnomes are often known as the scourge of all other races, although weak and insignificant, they are able to reproduce in great numbers. Alongside the high reproduction rate, Gnomes have a tendency to commit disproportionate amounts of crime, placing them at odds with the other races. Due to the Gnomes lack of intellect and rowdy nature they are often the result of Elves travelling to other more hospitality, homogeneous lands. The Gnomes, being intellectually insuperior to the other races often live in hovels, which they guard religiously. As a result of their primitive and rowdy nature, gnomes are often used to safeguard wealthy individuals houses from invaders, as they often make exceptional guard dogs. Below is an image of the average Gnome hovel, alongside a Gnome defending a wealthy individuals garden.

In conclusion is can be said that Elves are genetically insuperior to Humans, Dwarves and other race, as in whatever lands they approach they promote gambling and other activities which lead to the downfall of civilisation. It is due to these unscrupulous activities that the Elves have been expelled from over a hundred countries, being exiled for all of eternity. It was even said that during the conquest of Skyrim, the Snow Elves were slaughtered after rejecting and exploiting the Human's peace terms. I hope all players of Majesty HD have acquired sufficient knowledge in how to expel the treacherous Elves from their pure lands, and I hope that all viewers follow Ulfric Stormcloak's zealous advice when dealing with these cunning and evasive species. All hail Ulfric Stormloak, the true high king of Skyrim.